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basic aah canadian twunk ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”๏ธ expect cringe posts, gamer moments, and political ranting // taken // #yyc #canada #gay #hiker #tennis #writer | can be #nsfw sometimes | posts autodelete

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Forgive me for the crudeness, but Marsha Blackburn is a CUNT. Straight up, just an absolute, pedo-loving, rapist-supporting cunt. Americans, I beg you, stop electing bootlicking shitstains like this, your number of friends in the world are dropping so quickly.

26.02.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mens Hockey team can take those gold medals and shove them up their ass.

25.02.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3094 ๐Ÿ” 471 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment

24.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6293 ๐Ÿ” 980 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
[pic of patel drinking in the olympics locker room]  sankirtanam > Olympics - Congrats to US Mens Hockey on winning gold and being the biggest losers of the Olympic Games. Quite the accomplishment.

[pic of patel drinking in the olympics locker room] sankirtanam > Olympics - Congrats to US Mens Hockey on winning gold and being the biggest losers of the Olympic Games. Quite the accomplishment.

23.02.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 169 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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The State of the Union was a zoo โ€“ and Team USA the monkeys Olympic gold medal-winning U.S. menโ€™s hockey team received about a two-minute bipartisan standing ovation during the address

Everyone repeat after me: FUCK the team USA men's players. I bet you they went home to their wives & daughters after cheesing it up with a misogynistic rapist pedophile. Zero shame.

www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/artic...

26.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chart that shows % of Americans, split into Republicans and Democrats, who see Canada/EU as unfriendly or an enemy, with both lines starting to rise, and the Republicans showing a steep increase.

Chart that shows % of Americans, split into Republicans and Democrats, who see Canada/EU as unfriendly or an enemy, with both lines starting to rise, and the Republicans showing a steep increase.

Seems like a frighteningly large portion of the US population don't actually hold any objective view of reality and just feel and think what they are told.

This is EXACTLY why the rest of the world is turning away and losing trust. Global power should not be in the hands of lemmings and zombies.

08.02.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hudson Williams gifts Prime Minister Mark Carney his 'Heated Rivalry' Team Canada fleece [Exclusive]
Hudson Williams gifts Prime Minister Mark Carney his 'Heated Rivalry' Team Canada fleece [Exclusive] YouTube video by Etalk

"I actually wrote that speech," is actually one of the funniest lines. Also it's crazy that Prime Minister Carney is holding two most important treasures in the world right now: Hudson Williams and The Fleece. Man, it's crazy being Canadian rn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbrh...

30.01.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hudson Williams gifts Prime Minister Mark Carney his 'Heated Rivalry' Team Canada fleece [Exclusive]
Hudson Williams gifts Prime Minister Mark Carney his 'Heated Rivalry' Team Canada fleece [Exclusive] YouTube video by Etalk

"I actually wrote that speech," is actually one of the funniest lines. Also it's crazy that Prime Minister Carney is holding two most important treasures in the world right now: Hudson Williams and The Fleece. Man, it's crazy being Canadian rn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbrh...

30.01.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out they didn't think all lives matter

24.01.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

24.01.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5862 ๐Ÿ” 2184 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

Pipe down, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social. If YOUR American system of checks and balances actually worked, we (the rest of the world) wouldn't even HAVE to deal with this bullshit. Smarten up and shut up with your insufferable American haughtiness. Americans, dear gods, don't vote for this asshole.

21.01.2026 02:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TLDR; I hate this timeline, but I always come back to this:

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

End./

20.01.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This morning's news catch-up gave me a weird flutter of hope. Watching world leaders today, they seem to be finally saying the quiet part out loud: a line has been crossed. The old rules-based order can't survive this new US government. So we rebuild together. Ready for another thread post? 1/

20.01.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What youโ€™re seeing now: the invasions, annexations, tariffs, isn't "strength." These are the violent flailings of a collapsing power. The American era may be over, and the rest of the world is preparing to weather the fallout of its decline. The hope is that we'll survive it's final desperate moves.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outside of the American media bubble, countries are taking these moves for exactly what it is: a threat to global survival. Other countries are now spinning up armies and finding ways no longer to work WITH America, but to exist AROUND it. The era of trusting the U.S.A. as a stable partner is over.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As for me, I am exploring every option to defend my new home: either the Regular Force, Primary Reserve, or the newly announced 300,000-person Civil Defense Corps, or something else. Iโ€™m sharing simply to raise awareness that this is a serious issue and that other nations now have to respond to you.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

American friends, this is a plea. Get rid of your ancient complacent Democrats who think this is "fine" or how they just need to "win the midterms". It's NOT fine. Run against them. Support candidates who are running to remove and legally punish these creeps and criminals. Demand REAL opposition.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans: YOUR government is destroying the world order. I moved away to escape the circus, but that insanity has exploded past U.S. borders and now affects countries who have never voted for him, who aren't even in your hemisphere, who do not deserve the circus that it brings.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, these are NOT jokes. They are trying to see what you'll allow. It's not just Minnesota, or Chicago. For those paying attention, it feels like what 1933 was like: history repeating itself. To see if the citizens are too busy or angry to recognize a global threat and allow it to keep existing.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Threatening Colombia and Cuba with similar military "interventions".
- Imposing 10โ€“25% tariffs on 8 NATO allies just for opposing the Greenland takeover.
- Launching a "shock and awe" bombing campaign to capture the leader of Venezuela, then parading him around like some won prize.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those who have not paid attention, here is the reality of what the U.S. is doing right now beyond your borders:
- Threatening to invade Greenland "whether they like it or not" to fulfill an expansionist fantasy.
- Publicly discussing the annexation of Canada and turning it into a "51st state".

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know what you're saying: "I didn't vote for him." The fact is, he was voted in TWICE. That includes the 35% who didnโ€™t vote, and it includes the 41% of swing voters who felt it was TOO HARD to choose between a fascist and a black woman. Apparently it's so difficult to make that choice, huh.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am horrified of half the population. Iโ€™m tired of hearing โ€œheโ€™s not seriousโ€ or โ€œitโ€™s just a jokeโ€ from my American friends. While some friends ARE actively doing things, the rest seem too comfortable to admit how their government is actively threatening the world beyond just your borders.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel a PROFOUND sense of shame for where I come from. I grew up being told it that America was the "greatest country in the world," only to realize it is grouind zero for what could be the world's next fascist movement. The "checks and balances" we were promised were in place are NONEXISTENT.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve reached a breaking point. I can no longer sit on the sidelines and watch a literal wannabe orange dictator tilt the world toward outright war. Today, Iโ€™m sharing that I am officially reaching out to a Canadian Army recruiter to explore my options to do SOMETHING. To do ANYTHING. Here's why.

18.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahaha nope not me but yes you should come ๐Ÿ˜…

10.01.2026 07:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat peeking out of a door with the words bye bye written on the bottom Alt: a cat peeking out of a door with the words bye bye written on the bottom

Hope everyone is doing alright, esp w/ the awful news & violence over the past day. FYI - I will be posting more on my poli-alt in the near term. But if youโ€™re interested in getting more political, Canada-focused posts, feel free to DM for the handle. Otherwise, pls get involved, and stay safe. ๐Ÿ’š

08.01.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously: Impeach and remove. Trump is now Putin and the USA is a now a bonafide dictatorship. Starting a war without Congress is impeachable. Remove the old fat fuck and his goons before he destroys the rest of the world on his way out. No fucking joke. Take care of yourselves. (2/2)

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04.01.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stepping away for a while. The mental whiplash is too much. I canโ€™t scroll past jokes and thirst traps while your government has threatened 7 countries (including my own) in the past 85 hours: ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ. Stealing a country is an act of war. Your govt is intent on global destruction. (1/2)

04.01.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the green? ๐Ÿค”

04.01.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0