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@fivetimeheights

Recent fan of Bram Stoker's Dracula, where Anthony Hopkins has the greatest hunger of all. He/him, but only when it ruins your immersion.

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dude i could go for 47 hours and 56 minutes of total rest time rn

09.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jordan

09.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Matt has been a mentor and a friend to half the critics coming up in the past few decades. He helped me get my very first gig. His bookstore is a treasure trove of gorgeous art and behind the scenes knowledge. I can't recommend it enough.

08.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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are you calling me a NERD

08.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The finale to "Yes, Madam!" Has some of the meanest fucking spots I've ever seen in a movie. The way Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock just beat dudes into every hard furniture edge they can find is immaculate

09.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy international women's day, and also happy birthday to Cynthia Rothrock, who did this unbelievable shit in the first movie she was in:

08.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists

23.01.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 4528 πŸ” 1233 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 33

imagine hitting a funko pop with a knife and it goes "splink", disappears, and says 1/500000000

08.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

homeboy is just built different i guess

08.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the shit that happens whenever xbox and playstation aren't doing this

07.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My painting ORANGE POPPIES

End of Winter Sale on Now! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off everything!

07.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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made this when a friend & i were talking about this moment

06.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 9559 πŸ” 2166 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 34

i bet they'd let me through, i'm affable like that

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 06:52 πŸ‘ 8774 πŸ” 3281 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 46

I decided to make my rat a little cooler

03.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

There was this video I saw once and based on her other content I don't think it was ragebait but I'll never forget her telling people to be really vigilant because she got scammed out of €40 in Paris and began to describe the shell game, a scam older than several ancient empires.

03.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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happy birthday akira

03.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 759 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

i never got the impression the re4 crew were expecting to return. besides the usual "throwing away your humanity" thing, mendez is devoted to his god, saddler's dick tentacle is nothing compared to his mantis form, and og salazar fuses with a verdugo and a flesh plant.

maybe mendez could tho

01.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bureau of Prisons:
February 19, 2026
PURPOSE AND SCOPE
To establish professional guidelines for the mental health evaluation and treatment of inmates meeting the diagnostic criteria for Gender Dysphoria (GD) to assist their progress toward recovery, while reducing or eliminating the frequency and severity of symptoms and associated negative outcomes.

Bureau of Prisons: February 19, 2026 PURPOSE AND SCOPE To establish professional guidelines for the mental health evaluation and treatment of inmates meeting the diagnostic criteria for Gender Dysphoria (GD) to assist their progress toward recovery, while reducing or eliminating the frequency and severity of symptoms and associated negative outcomes.

This week it was uncovered that the Trump regime is trying to "cure" trans prisoners of being transgender, while doing everything they can - from labeling our mere existence as explicit to stripping us of our legal documents - to ensure we *all* end up imprisoned in their ever-growing camps.

01.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1565 πŸ” 654 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 55
Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, β€œbabe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, β€œsure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the β€œkeys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: girl rifling through her purse. Says to her boyfriend, β€œbabe, can you hold my keys?” He replies, β€œsure.” Panel 2: he stares in disbelief at the β€œkeys” placed in his hand, a single car key and approximately six key chain toys and charms overflowing in his open palm.

01.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 4416 πŸ” 566 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 31
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Minha experiΓͺncia com Resident Evil Requiem atΓ© o momento

28.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

if you fight enough zombies you get to see yourself in third person

01.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 298 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Torturing trans women prisoners by executive fiat, and doubling down on said torture as soon as they attempt to fight back.

This is what trans genocide in the USA right now looks like.

27.02.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 711 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam now going planet-to-planet trying to shock people

27.02.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most attractive and kind of hilarious things about a human being is when they have a regional accent that only comes out when they’re angry

26.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1275 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 87
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26.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 961 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

Deeply evil, genocidal policy. Here are some orgs that may be able to help:

Across Bsky, many people have shared Trans Continental Pipeline. This is a grassroots mutual aid network turned based in Denver that helps LGBTQ+ individuals relocate from unsafe situations to Colorado. tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 720 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I've reported 2-3 stories in my career that have sucked the spirit out of my body and this was one of them. But! Seeing the response of the fgc to help their brother genuinely put it right back. Im humbled to have been trusted with this. Help your neighbors friends those in need are all around you.

26.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 2163 πŸ” 889 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1