i see

as a treat

I'm begging for transhumanists to add an ounce of big dick energy to their politics.

why are bees doing brutalism

My take of a mine version of @autogiraffe.bsky.social 's jelly girl idea

#whispwill #originalart #art

A painting of cannon beach in Oregon, with waves lapping the beach.

My painting CANNON BEACH

crude

A shot of downtown Pittsburg taken from street level. In the foreground is a one way street sign

A shot of downtown Pittsburgh facing the Wagner building. There are a few cars and other people in the picture

okay but why is the snoopy camera kinda cracked at shooting architecture from street level

Street Candy 400

Picard from tng standing in front of a replicator

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

Me: "we're at 68% funding"

Them: "😳 Really?"

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My painting RUNNERS IN THE WASH

yeah brother fucking Mad Max thousands of trucks through there.

pokopia comic Torkoal asks ditto to make a path to the pokemon center Ditto makes a lovely perfect path directly to the pokemon center Zoom out and Torkoal is climbing a big pile of rocks slightly to the right of the path: "oh no this is far too bumpy"

🐢 #pokopia

i gave my ttrpg players a water temple once and penciled in the waterline above the inked map. there was no mechanism through which to change the water level. drove them insane, as i recall

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

did you have some cool idea for what you wanted to do with it?

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dude i could go for 47 hours and 56 minutes of total rest time rn

Jordan

Matt has been a mentor and a friend to half the critics coming up in the past few decades. He helped me get my very first gig. His bookstore is a treasure trove of gorgeous art and behind the scenes knowledge. I can't recommend it enough.

are you calling me a NERD

The finale to "Yes, Madam!" Has some of the meanest fucking spots I've ever seen in a movie. The way Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock just beat dudes into every hard furniture edge they can find is immaculate

Happy international women's day, and also happy birthday to Cynthia Rothrock, who did this unbelievable shit in the first movie she was in:

If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists

imagine hitting a funko pop with a knife and it goes "splink", disappears, and says 1/500000000

homeboy is just built different i guess

this is the shit that happens whenever xbox and playstation aren't doing this

My painting ORANGE POPPIES

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made this when a friend & i were talking about this moment

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic