annie b

it should be illegal to use the slack sound in advertisements

i’m sorry i can’t stop laughing at pennsylvania: respectful

this is possibly the best time in my life for me to be a professional figure skater - mostly because i mostly understand music licensing, or at least understand it better than most figure skaters

if there’s one thing new englanders love, it’s a new england boy getting famous for singing songs about new england.

ok now i feel bad i didn’t think he was going to lose, and so badly

you can say that again

someone left a comment on the trans handy ma’am’s post where she got “FUCK ICE” painted on her nails to announced that they were unfollowing her because of that. there really are all kinds of people in this world.

“you are not something. but you are not nothing. “ lmao what does that mean

i fucking love that ilia malinin’s music for his free skate is him doing spoken word lmao what a fucking asshole

that’s EXACTLY it. just crisp & confident

i love it when people call into stavvy’s world looking for advice, surely expecting a sympathetic & funny response, thoroughly convinced they’re in the right, but they’re objectively horrible people and he yells at them and kind of tears them apart

has anyone been asking the snowboarders what they're listening to when they compete? everyone on the half pipe has headphones in

bill romanowski of football

bonding with my mom by texting her to let her know i was worried she was sick or dead when she didn’t text me after missing my call last night and she goes “oh no! i know the feeling” and it’s like yeah that’s where i get it from!

“i need to shave…if NEEDING to shave was a thing, i don’t NEED to shave, no one NEEDS to, i NEED to drink water, & anyway shaving is in many ways purely a capitalistic trend, like all trends are capitalistic, but the like, fear of being hairy was ONLY created to sell razors” she thought, feministly

for a while i was getting all these reels of tarot readers like “if you’re seeing this there is MONEY coming YOUR WAY” and i just got $120 from some class action settlements AND my therapist is back in network so my sessions went from $80 to $30 so the tarot readers might have something going on

have you tried restaurants or retail? perhaps a nice factory job is more your speed?

this woman who’s a friend of a friend has been posting on ig multiple times a week since like november about how she hates winter & the cold and it’s like girl the company you work for has an LA office and you work in HR just MOVE like SHUT UP

my guess is the money

some years ago “geese tiny desk” would have been a viral cute animal clip they would run on the Ellen show. makes you think

lol’ing at this bc
1) guy who posted it works for openAI
2) it’s just guys playing a song from a video game

frantically googling is super bowl one word or two as i email someone from the NFL

ok i thought about it and you know what? good for her. the woman who posted this runs benefit gigs in NYC and has raised thousands of dollars for organizations that benefit immigrants. she just likes green day more than bad bunny lol.

all kinds of people in this world.

omg i know it was so bad, just completely in her own reality

insane that her whole thing is evangelizing being terminally online as like, a better way of living

obsessed with all the back & forth mad men has with 30 rock but didn’t realize lee garner sr is also leap day william lmao

if that makes sense. i’ve been laboring how to describe this for days, cuz i feel like they all do the same sort of whole hearted Dramatic acting onto very stupid comedy parts

ok so alexander skarsgård had, in my opinion, an uncommonly good first host episode of SNL. he does the same kind of Handsome Committed to Stupid The Same As Handsome acting as jon hamm & alec baldwin in 30 rock

starting mad men again and it’s crazy to notice how jon hamm had deeper lines in his forehead in 2007 than he does in 2026 and how many people have their real teeth