Angelia 🌺

Bruh said "We ain't neva scared!"

Don't get me started on his running laps in the parking lot during lunch time in his work clothes! 🤢

This guy would wear "cologne" that was in the realm of those Axe or Bod Man body sprays that were super popular when I was in high school and he was a smoker. He was very heavy handed with his application. 🤢

A Barbie doll wearing a light blue dress has Janet Jackson's face with an expression of confused disgust.

At one of my previous jobs, my manager said "We need to wait for Ilya to get here so we can have our team meeting." I said "Oh, he's here" and she asked if I had seen him. I said "No, I smelled him" and not 10 seconds later he came around the corner. The whole team looked at me like LOLGIRLWUT 😂

I swear, they're doing repairs on every road except repaving that stretch of the 215 that will throw your entire drive train out of alignment. 🤦🏾‍♀️

THIS! Some of yall gotta learn that some jokes ain't for YOUR neighborhood or members of your HOA and just keep scrolling.

You see it!

Ragga Ragga is crazy! 🤣

I am healthy
I am wealthy
I am rich
I am that bitch
I am gonna go get that bag
And I am not gonna take your shit
I am protected, well respected
I'm a queen, I'm a dream
I do what I wanna do
And I'm who I wanna be

Okay fair, but that's the kind of individual that comes to mind with that kind of nickname.

With ashy knuckles and webbing between the thumb + pointer finger and unclean fingernails that need trimming.

Using someone's name is racist?

I just did a mid-day IG scroll and saw that one of my guy friends posted a reel wearing grey gym shorts. I can't unsee it. 😏

Uncle Frank, me, and Guillermo near the cash registers in a Target store

Supporting evidence 👇🏾

If I could potentially land a new career/income stream while having a few conversations on a comfy couch, that kinda sounds like a wine.

Wait, did I just describe the allure of podcasting? 🤔

I got hit on by Uncle Frank from Jimmy Kimmel Live at Target during a private event.

(Don't come for me, it was 2007.)

Wait, you HAVEN'T gotten the dollhouse yet?!? 😲

Babes, you deserve. 💜

To gain the followers > brand deals > content creator/influencer life

Also, have you been on Hinge?!?

I said what I said! 😂

An enthusiastic white lady with blonde hair, wearing a blue sweatshirt and holding a beer, is smiling with her tongue out holds up her hand for a dap of encouragement.

I ain't gone hold you, it's nice when they know of each other and compete in their own way but they work out the scheduling amongst themselves.

Allegedly.

Mama is ✨️GLOWING✨️ in her lil bandage dress, okay?!?

Wowzers

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Next on Sick Sad World!

Was it really that long ago?!?

I used to love that show!

Smart! I don't understand why this isn't the norm.

How do they...? Everytime yo. 🤦🏾‍♀️

I wanna know what was said! 👀

Shiny sticker!

Sidenote: does your helmet have a full cage? 🤔