Joe Bateson

The Golden Goober!!!

Notification from Robinhood: "JOE Dividend Paid. You received $0.14 in dividends from JOE in your individual account."

Always invest in yourself.

This is why you don't see Donkey Kong Jr. anymore

DONKEY KONG JR.
NINTENDO 1986
NES

Could also have John Oliver and the nuclear reactor from Chernobyl as DLC

Laser lights at Kew Gardens

Laser lights at Kew Gardens

Maybe "require js to patch up" isn't quite right since I'd imagine they end up as hidden elements in the DOM anyway, so bots wouldn't care.

I want to spend some more time with these APIs - this one seems very handy!

Ah, thanks - that's interesting since the bot usecase in my mind seems like it's actually closer to wanting just the html (since presumably intermediate fallbacks require js to patch up?), which would seem to favour prerender over onAllReady

This is assuming we want zero-js-required first paint

Possibly silly question: what's the difference between this vs onAllReady via the standard react streaming APIs? I'm assuming the latter is still the recommended way to fully buffer pages for bots, for example?

Curious if there are limitations in one or the other I'm overlooking

Before the internet, there was the unknowable terror of the night

Makes you think

My discover feed is suddenly like 99% space pics now

This lint rule to ban direct calls to setState in effects should be enabled in every react project everywhere

Good idea

A bald humanoid wearing a loincloth, with spindly fingers and sharp teeth and large eyes with catlike pupils, his mouth dripping with blood, squats at the mouth of a cave saying to himself "I just worry that maybe I'm not 'relatable content'. Who's going to look at old Cave Ghoul, hanging out in his cave eating horses and rolling in filth and think 'oh he's just like me'? Is my pain not a universal feeling? Must I be a perfect mirror before anyone will acknowledge me?" A bloody arm hangs out of the cave and on the ground below cave ghoul is a severed horse head.

Relatable Content

how the fuck are we supposed to get any work done today

(i can't even vote to temper my anxiety, since america's commitment to the whole 'no taxation without representation' thing is somewhat fickle. counting on the rest of you to put us on the Good Timeline. VOTE!)

CRS === Chappell Roan Stan

time to become blurr skurr famous

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