i personally think a programming language doesn't need to be able to run complex logic to be one, but it's really difficult to convince people of that so it's just easier to make it run x86 assembly instead
OH MY GODDDDDDD LOOK WHAT I GOT TODAY
nope
we need more things we can all look up and see and go "huh" at. we've got lunar eclipses and solar eclipses but they aren't cataclysmic enough. one of these days the moon's gotta float like at half height for an hour or something
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a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.
the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me
imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:
i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)
you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS
lyra.horse/x86css/
any input can be turing complete if you find a buffer overflow in the interpreter
the true sign of a game being made by savvy designers isn't that it looks more realistic than the last, it's that it still looks good after a decade. realism ages terribly. style does not
2022: game developers tell execs chasing fortnite wont work
2023: game develop tell execs chasing fortnite wont work
2024: game devel tell execs chasing fortnite wont work
2025: game d tell execs chasing fortnite wont work
2026: gam tell execs chasing fortnite wont work
indeed
my healthcare provider's mobile app automatically enables video when i join my appointments ^^
if you can't get it to share a network, you could use adb over a usb cable
yep <3
i would use kde connect for this, they have an android app
evil luiza that plays a responsible amount of overwatch in manageable chunks
the only good borders are border collies
so far, details about the platform's long-term roadmap remain limited
i love watching eight-hour-long reviews of video games im never going to purchase
there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and bluesky's decentralization ethos
$ jj describe -m "Hello, world!"
:3
yep
linux mint é maravilhoso
what doesn't kill you gives you interesting new conditions which can progress a field of study
all cats are beautiful
