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Terminally online creator of the comics Cosmic Dash, RGBots, and host of Supernatural Selection and The Distraction Hole. Cast member of Spooky Dice Bag. I write things too. Find me at hpkomics.com! On Mastodon @hpkomic@horrorhub.club

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Fang & Bone: “21. Brave Boy” - hpkomics.com Garen's own survival is in the hands of a man named Lemme who has been hiding in the town of Gold Gordhurst. Is the boy safe?

Happy to finally have my schedule under control again. Here is the latest chapter of Fang & Bone.

hpkomics.com/2026/03/fang...

#horror #werewolf #amWriting #fantasy

08.03.2026 18:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Outreach Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 5th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is conducting outreach on behalf of robots and introducing herself.

Blue: Hello, I am currently doing outreach to certain pockets of the human population to better bridge the gap of robot and human fellowship.

Panel Two

Blue decides on her question.

Blue: My first question is directed to drivers who own Teslas.

Panel Three

Blue reaches out.

Blue: What are you so dogshit at driving?

Panel Four

Blue awaits a response.

Blue: Please drop a comment and let me know!

Outreach Transcript This is a transcript of the March 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is conducting outreach on behalf of robots and introducing herself. Blue: Hello, I am currently doing outreach to certain pockets of the human population to better bridge the gap of robot and human fellowship. Panel Two Blue decides on her question. Blue: My first question is directed to drivers who own Teslas. Panel Three Blue reaches out. Blue: What are you so dogshit at driving? Panel Four Blue awaits a response. Blue: Please drop a comment and let me know!

In today's #RGBots, Blue has an important question for #Tesla drivers for the sake of human-robot outreach.

www.rgbots.com/comic/outrea...

#comic #webcomic #robot #cartoon

06.03.2026 01:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Poetry: "Rerun" - hpkomics.com David carves a new poem from a dismissive review of Friday the 13th: Part Vi - it's a real hack and slash project.

New #poem from my #horrorcore blackout series, this time using a review of Friday the 13th, Part VI.

Read it here: hpkomics.com/2026/03/poet...

#poetry #amWriting #horror #FridayThe13th #film

04.03.2026 02:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shit Gets Real Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is playing a video game. He is recalling an incident from early in the day.

Green: Someone forgot to flush the toilet in the restroom today.

Panel Two

Green considers what he saw. It was not pleasant.

Green: It looked like a stew pot with two big, chunky carrots in it. Cartoonishly large and bright orange.

Panel Three

Green returns his focus to his game.

Panel Four

Green suddenly grows somber.

Green: I hope they see a doctor.

Shit Gets Real Transcript This is a transcript of the March 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is playing a video game. He is recalling an incident from early in the day. Green: Someone forgot to flush the toilet in the restroom today. Panel Two Green considers what he saw. It was not pleasant. Green: It looked like a stew pot with two big, chunky carrots in it. Cartoonishly large and bright orange. Panel Three Green returns his focus to his game. Panel Four Green suddenly grows somber. Green: I hope they see a doctor.

In today's #RGBots, Green really hopes someone takes care of themself. It was a pretty grim moment.

www.rgbots.com/comic/shit-g...

#robot #cartoon #comic #webcomic #poop

04.03.2026 01:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image Post image

I wrote, illustrated and published this book myself!

My goal is to sell 100 copies! Please help me reach 100 people by grabbing a copy yourself, or by telling a friend! Thanks! #comics

Buy the paperback: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
Buy the PDF: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1

15.02.2026 18:52 👍 132 🔁 87 💬 4 📌 9
What’s Trending: Sticking One’s Neck Out Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 1st, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is checking his phone and gets an update about Charlie Kirk, straight from hell.

Green: Did you hear that the Department of Education added a Charlie Kirk banner display?

Panel Two

Blue weighs in.

Blue: To be fair, he is a good teacher if you are looking to learn how to get shot in the neck.

What’s Trending: Sticking One’s Neck Out Transcript This is a transcript of the March 1st, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is checking his phone and gets an update about Charlie Kirk, straight from hell. Green: Did you hear that the Department of Education added a Charlie Kirk banner display? Panel Two Blue weighs in. Blue: To be fair, he is a good teacher if you are looking to learn how to get shot in the neck.

In today's #RGBots, Green and Blue consider the legacy of Charlie Kirk and his banner at the Department of Education.

www.rgbots.com/comic/whats-...

#comic #cartoon #robots

02.03.2026 00:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sketchbook illustration of a cartoon lizard from hpkomics.com

Sketchbook illustration of a cartoon lizard from hpkomics.com

First illustration on the new hardware, drawn on my new XPPen Artist 24 Pro. Feels like it'll be a lateral move from my 2006 Wacom Cintiq 21UX.

Naturally, I drew Karma.

Read more on the #sketchbook post: hpkomics.com/2026/03/2026...

#art #illustration #cartoon

01.03.2026 23:59 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I will be back to writing and illustrating next week.

28.02.2026 02:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP to my Wacom Cintiq 21UX. I'll miss you, pal.

New pen tablet display on the way.

#art #illustration

27.02.2026 04:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm going to miss a chapter update today.

Fuck. Sorry. George R. R. Martin over here.

#amWriting

22.02.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
View of the AEW setup at Oceanside

View of the AEW setup at Oceanside

At #AEWCollision in #Oceanside today =)

21.02.2026 23:52 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Illustration by Sillysnowmango on CharacterHub

Illustration by Sillysnowmango on CharacterHub

Got a wonderful new drawing of Shmoofy from Sillysnowmango at CharacterHub: characterhub.com/profile/Sill...

Learn more about Shmoofy, the open-culture teddy bear, on the experiment page: hpkomics.com/the-shmoofy-...

#art #teddyBear #cute #shmoofy #illustration

20.02.2026 20:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Malawareness Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 20th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Green and discussing dating.

Green: I went on a date with a cute tablet last night.

Red: That sounds nice.

Panel Two

Green leans in, emphasizing the implication of his phrasing.

Green: We even “interfaced” if you get my meaning.

Red: You went port-to-port?

Green: Hell yeah.

Panel Three

Green seems a bit worried.

Green: But I think they might have had a irus.

Red: Should have had protection dude.

Panel Four

Green is embarrassed.

Green: I know, I’ve been getting pop-ups.

Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February 20th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and Green and discussing dating. Green: I went on a date with a cute tablet last night. Red: That sounds nice. Panel Two Green leans in, emphasizing the implication of his phrasing. Green: We even “interfaced” if you get my meaning. Red: You went port-to-port? Green: Hell yeah. Panel Three Green seems a bit worried. Green: But I think they might have had a irus. Red: Should have had protection dude. Panel Four Green is embarrassed. Green: I know, I’ve been getting pop-ups.

Today's #RGBots update has an important lesson regarding sexual health.

www.rgbots.com/comic/malawa...

#comic #webcomic #robots

20.02.2026 19:53 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Cosmic Dash: Signing Bonus - Part One - hpkomics.com In Signing Bonus, Part One, the crew considers how to spend their money they received from their new owner, GalactiCorp.

Continuing to edit and repost #CosmicDash stories, here is the first part of the second novella, "Signing Bonus." Some new material has been added: hpkomics.com/2026/02/cosm...

Check it out.

#sciFi #aliens #robots #adventure #fiction #amWriting

14.02.2026 18:19 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook

Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook

Today's #sketchbook update dusted off an old commission flash sale I was doing and reminds me of the fun of creating adoptable OCs.

Check out even more here: hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...

#art #illustration #alien #plants #OC #commission #cartoon

13.02.2026 18:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I am the Walrus Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation!

Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR?

Panel Two

Blue and Red consider.

Blue: Hmmm. No.

Red: Sure. Why not?

Panel Three

A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition.

Panel Four

Red relays the day’s excitement.

Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun.

Blue: Damn.

I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation! Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR? Panel Two Blue and Red consider. Blue: Hmmm. No. Red: Sure. Why not? Panel Three A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition. Panel Four Red relays the day’s excitement. Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun. Blue: Damn.

In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!

www.rgbots.com/comic/i-am-t...

#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles

13.02.2026 16:28 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Road Worked Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are having a conversation.

Green: I thought about you today.

Blue: Oh? That’s nice.

Panel Two

Blue is skeptical.

Blue: What caused that to happen?

Green: I was driving home from work.

Panel Three

Green continues to explain his point.

Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention.

Panel Four

Green finishes his point.

Green: It read “Open Trench.”

Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a conversation. Green: I thought about you today. Blue: Oh? That’s nice. Panel Two Blue is skeptical. Blue: What caused that to happen? Green: I was driving home from work. Panel Three Green continues to explain his point. Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention. Panel Four Green finishes his point. Green: It read “Open Trench.”

Green really knows how to remind the people he loves how important to him they are in today's #RGBots: www.rgbots.com/comic/road-w...

#robots #comic #webcomic #insult

11.02.2026 05:25 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Fang & Bone: “20. Corea Encounters a Slime!” - hpkomics.com Corea and her party encounter a slime on the road to the old town, and Corea learns a lesson about how to fight them.

Corea asked again about the migration. But Erryl was still quiet; he seemed unsure of what to say. It was Fang who broke the silence through the muffling of his hands.

“They’re drawn to death.”

hpkomics.com/2026/02/fang...

#horror #werewolf #adventure #fantasy

08.02.2026 23:26 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Kewpie aliens for possible stickers.

Kewpie aliens for possible stickers.

Working on some #zine stuff and thought about doing a limited run of holographic stickers sheets of little kewpie aliens to raise funs for #SuperNatPod.

Would you be interested in a holographic sticker sheet of these cute visitors for say, $5? Let me know!

hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...

#sketchbook

19.02.2026 02:47 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

If I could pitch a #StarWars, it would be a film about a Kushiban wayfinder and Wookie mercenary tracking down a gang of Trandoshan slavers who were employed by the Empire in the era of the imperial remnants.

No Jedi, no Sith. All vengeance and coming to terms with the Imperial Era.

18.02.2026 05:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're a streamer or someone who makes widgets/overlays for streams, then Eric and I have just released a cool website that we hope will help you out!

ekg.gg

A full SDK and devkit for making widgets, a marketplace to buy & sell (or get for free) widgets, and a real-time scene editor.

18.02.2026 03:23 👍 167 🔁 64 💬 6 📌 4
Fang & Bone cover

Fang & Bone cover

Interested in my dark fantasy werewolf adventure story 'Fang & Bone'? Not sure where to start?

Go with your favorite platform:
hpkomics.com/fang-of-tris...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1373...
www.tumblr.com/fangoftriser...
www.wattpad.com/story/377574...
tapas.io/series/Fang-...

#amWriting #free

18.02.2026 03:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Antagony Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 17th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is going to rant for a bit. Sorry.

Blue: Being on the internet, year after year, reveals to me that media literacy is dead.

Panel Two

Blue mean mugs the camera.

Blue: Maybe this is a controversial take, but I believe we need some sort of exam that people take before they are allowed to post any opinions about shows, books, or movies.

Panel Three

Blue ponders, recalling an experience she had.

Blue: I have seen suggestions that antagonistic characters should be removed from shows. Like people are allergic to conflict, which is a necessary pillar of storytelling.

Panel Four

Blue speaks her truth.

Blue: If you don’t understand the point of an antagonist you should probably not be allowed to have an opinion about storytelling.

Antagony Transcript This is a transcript of the February 17th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is going to rant for a bit. Sorry. Blue: Being on the internet, year after year, reveals to me that media literacy is dead. Panel Two Blue mean mugs the camera. Blue: Maybe this is a controversial take, but I believe we need some sort of exam that people take before they are allowed to post any opinions about shows, books, or movies. Panel Three Blue ponders, recalling an experience she had. Blue: I have seen suggestions that antagonistic characters should be removed from shows. Like people are allergic to conflict, which is a necessary pillar of storytelling. Panel Four Blue speaks her truth. Blue: If you don’t understand the point of an antagonist you should probably not be allowed to have an opinion about storytelling.

In today's #RGBots, Blue points out that if you have less of a spine than a fictional character regarding antagonists, that maybe you should sit down before having opinions about storytelling.

www.rgbots.com/comic/antago...

#comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #media

18.02.2026 02:51 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Dani Kim from The Dead Life; art by Dylancito and hpkomic

Dani Kim from The Dead Life; art by Dylancito and hpkomic

"He thought of Dani being dragged around a corner by a tidal swell of rotting bodies. He thought of Edgar opening a door and some floor-bound monstrosity grabbing an ankle and sinking their broken teeth into Edgar’s leg."

New Chapter: hpkomics.com/2026/02/the-...

#amWriting #horror #undead

15.02.2026 18:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep!

15.02.2026 05:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will always love The Looney Tunes Show for making Lola an actual character and a hilarious one at that.

15.02.2026 04:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Cosmic Dash: Signing Bonus - Part One - hpkomics.com In Signing Bonus, Part One, the crew considers how to spend their money they received from their new owner, GalactiCorp.

Continuing to edit and repost #CosmicDash stories, here is the first part of the second novella, "Signing Bonus." Some new material has been added: hpkomics.com/2026/02/cosm...

Check it out.

#sciFi #aliens #robots #adventure #fiction #amWriting

14.02.2026 18:19 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook

Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook

Today's #sketchbook update dusted off an old commission flash sale I was doing and reminds me of the fun of creating adoptable OCs.

Check out even more here: hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...

#art #illustration #alien #plants #OC #commission #cartoon

13.02.2026 18:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I am the Walrus Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation!

Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR?

Panel Two

Blue and Red consider.

Blue: Hmmm. No.

Red: Sure. Why not?

Panel Three

A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition.

Panel Four

Red relays the day’s excitement.

Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun.

Blue: Damn.

I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation! Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR? Panel Two Blue and Red consider. Blue: Hmmm. No. Red: Sure. Why not? Panel Three A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition. Panel Four Red relays the day’s excitement. Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun. Blue: Damn.

In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!

www.rgbots.com/comic/i-am-t...

#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles

13.02.2026 16:28 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Road Worked Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are having a conversation.

Green: I thought about you today.

Blue: Oh? That’s nice.

Panel Two

Blue is skeptical.

Blue: What caused that to happen?

Green: I was driving home from work.

Panel Three

Green continues to explain his point.

Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention.

Panel Four

Green finishes his point.

Green: It read “Open Trench.”

Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a conversation. Green: I thought about you today. Blue: Oh? That’s nice. Panel Two Blue is skeptical. Blue: What caused that to happen? Green: I was driving home from work. Panel Three Green continues to explain his point. Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention. Panel Four Green finishes his point. Green: It read “Open Trench.”

Green really knows how to remind the people he loves how important to him they are in today's #RGBots: www.rgbots.com/comic/road-w...

#robots #comic #webcomic #insult

11.02.2026 05:25 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0