Unwelcome Advice Transcript
This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green enters the scene, his head having had the top half violently torn away.
Green: Guys… I fucked up today. Is it bad? It feels bad.
Panel Two
Blue and Red are alarmed at Green’s condition.
Red: Bruh, you’re missing the top of your fucking head.
Blue: What happened?
Panel Three
Green is having trouble remembering due to the brain trauma.
Green: My memory is a little fuzzy.
Panel Four
Green relays what he can.
Green: The last thing I remember was telling some community college creative writing students not to use self-insert characters. Everything went black after that.
In today's #RGBots Green tried to advise the wrong people - community college creative writing students.
www.rgbots.com/comic/unwelc...
#webcomic #comic #robot #cartoon #writing
10.03.2026 02:19
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Outreach Transcript
This is a transcript of the March 5th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Blue is conducting outreach on behalf of robots and introducing herself.
Blue: Hello, I am currently doing outreach to certain pockets of the human population to better bridge the gap of robot and human fellowship.
Panel Two
Blue decides on her question.
Blue: My first question is directed to drivers who own Teslas.
Panel Three
Blue reaches out.
Blue: What are you so dogshit at driving?
Panel Four
Blue awaits a response.
Blue: Please drop a comment and let me know!
In today's #RGBots, Blue has an important question for #Tesla drivers for the sake of human-robot outreach.
www.rgbots.com/comic/outrea...
#comic #webcomic #robot #cartoon
06.03.2026 01:24
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Poetry: "Rerun" - hpkomics.com
David carves a new poem from a dismissive review of Friday the 13th: Part Vi - it's a real hack and slash project.
New #poem from my #horrorcore blackout series, this time using a review of Friday the 13th, Part VI.
Read it here: hpkomics.com/2026/03/poet...
#poetry #amWriting #horror #FridayThe13th #film
04.03.2026 02:34
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Shit Gets Real Transcript
This is a transcript of the March 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green is playing a video game. He is recalling an incident from early in the day.
Green: Someone forgot to flush the toilet in the restroom today.
Panel Two
Green considers what he saw. It was not pleasant.
Green: It looked like a stew pot with two big, chunky carrots in it. Cartoonishly large and bright orange.
Panel Three
Green returns his focus to his game.
Panel Four
Green suddenly grows somber.
Green: I hope they see a doctor.
In today's #RGBots, Green really hopes someone takes care of themself. It was a pretty grim moment.
www.rgbots.com/comic/shit-g...
#robot #cartoon #comic #webcomic #poop
04.03.2026 01:59
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I wrote, illustrated and published this book myself!
My goal is to sell 100 copies! Please help me reach 100 people by grabbing a copy yourself, or by telling a friend! Thanks! #comics
Buy the paperback: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
Buy the PDF: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
15.02.2026 18:52
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What’s Trending: Sticking One’s Neck Out Transcript
This is a transcript of the March 1st, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green is checking his phone and gets an update about Charlie Kirk, straight from hell.
Green: Did you hear that the Department of Education added a Charlie Kirk banner display?
Panel Two
Blue weighs in.
Blue: To be fair, he is a good teacher if you are looking to learn how to get shot in the neck.
In today's #RGBots, Green and Blue consider the legacy of Charlie Kirk and his banner at the Department of Education.
www.rgbots.com/comic/whats-...
#comic #cartoon #robots
02.03.2026 00:52
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Sketchbook illustration of a cartoon lizard from hpkomics.com
First illustration on the new hardware, drawn on my new XPPen Artist 24 Pro. Feels like it'll be a lateral move from my 2006 Wacom Cintiq 21UX.
Naturally, I drew Karma.
Read more on the #sketchbook post: hpkomics.com/2026/03/2026...
#art #illustration #cartoon
01.03.2026 23:59
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I will be back to writing and illustrating next week.
28.02.2026 02:16
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RIP to my Wacom Cintiq 21UX. I'll miss you, pal.
New pen tablet display on the way.
#art #illustration
27.02.2026 04:09
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I'm going to miss a chapter update today.
Fuck. Sorry. George R. R. Martin over here.
#amWriting
22.02.2026 21:43
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View of the AEW setup at Oceanside
At #AEWCollision in #Oceanside today =)
21.02.2026 23:52
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Illustration by Sillysnowmango on CharacterHub
Got a wonderful new drawing of Shmoofy from Sillysnowmango at CharacterHub: characterhub.com/profile/Sill...
Learn more about Shmoofy, the open-culture teddy bear, on the experiment page: hpkomics.com/the-shmoofy-...
#art #teddyBear #cute #shmoofy #illustration
20.02.2026 20:10
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Malawareness Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 20th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Red and Green and discussing dating.
Green: I went on a date with a cute tablet last night.
Red: That sounds nice.
Panel Two
Green leans in, emphasizing the implication of his phrasing.
Green: We even “interfaced” if you get my meaning.
Red: You went port-to-port?
Green: Hell yeah.
Panel Three
Green seems a bit worried.
Green: But I think they might have had a irus.
Red: Should have had protection dude.
Panel Four
Green is embarrassed.
Green: I know, I’ve been getting pop-ups.
Today's #RGBots update has an important lesson regarding sexual health.
www.rgbots.com/comic/malawa...
#comic #webcomic #robots
20.02.2026 19:53
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Cosmic Dash: Signing Bonus - Part One - hpkomics.com
In Signing Bonus, Part One, the crew considers how to spend their money they received from their new owner, GalactiCorp.
Continuing to edit and repost #CosmicDash stories, here is the first part of the second novella, "Signing Bonus." Some new material has been added: hpkomics.com/2026/02/cosm...
Check it out.
#sciFi #aliens #robots #adventure #fiction #amWriting
14.02.2026 18:19
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Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook
Today's #sketchbook update dusted off an old commission flash sale I was doing and reminds me of the fun of creating adoptable OCs.
Check out even more here: hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...
#art #illustration #alien #plants #OC #commission #cartoon
13.02.2026 18:00
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I am the Walrus Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation!
Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR?
Panel Two
Blue and Red consider.
Blue: Hmmm. No.
Red: Sure. Why not?
Panel Three
A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition.
Panel Four
Red relays the day’s excitement.
Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun.
Blue: Damn.
In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!
www.rgbots.com/comic/i-am-t...
#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles
13.02.2026 16:28
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Road Worked Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green and Blue are having a conversation.
Green: I thought about you today.
Blue: Oh? That’s nice.
Panel Two
Blue is skeptical.
Blue: What caused that to happen?
Green: I was driving home from work.
Panel Three
Green continues to explain his point.
Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention.
Panel Four
Green finishes his point.
Green: It read “Open Trench.”
Green really knows how to remind the people he loves how important to him they are in today's #RGBots: www.rgbots.com/comic/road-w...
#robots #comic #webcomic #insult
11.02.2026 05:25
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Fang & Bone: “20. Corea Encounters a Slime!” - hpkomics.com
Corea and her party encounter a slime on the road to the old town, and Corea learns a lesson about how to fight them.
Corea asked again about the migration. But Erryl was still quiet; he seemed unsure of what to say. It was Fang who broke the silence through the muffling of his hands.
“They’re drawn to death.”
hpkomics.com/2026/02/fang...
#horror #werewolf #adventure #fantasy
08.02.2026 23:26
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Kewpie aliens for possible stickers.
Working on some #zine stuff and thought about doing a limited run of holographic stickers sheets of little kewpie aliens to raise funs for #SuperNatPod.
Would you be interested in a holographic sticker sheet of these cute visitors for say, $5? Let me know!
hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...
#sketchbook
19.02.2026 02:47
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If I could pitch a #StarWars, it would be a film about a Kushiban wayfinder and Wookie mercenary tracking down a gang of Trandoshan slavers who were employed by the Empire in the era of the imperial remnants.
No Jedi, no Sith. All vengeance and coming to terms with the Imperial Era.
18.02.2026 05:41
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If you're a streamer or someone who makes widgets/overlays for streams, then Eric and I have just released a cool website that we hope will help you out!
ekg.gg
A full SDK and devkit for making widgets, a marketplace to buy & sell (or get for free) widgets, and a real-time scene editor.
18.02.2026 03:23
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Fang & Bone cover
Interested in my dark fantasy werewolf adventure story 'Fang & Bone'? Not sure where to start?
Go with your favorite platform:
hpkomics.com/fang-of-tris...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1373...
www.tumblr.com/fangoftriser...
www.wattpad.com/story/377574...
tapas.io/series/Fang-...
#amWriting #free
18.02.2026 03:10
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Antagony Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 17th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Blue is going to rant for a bit. Sorry.
Blue: Being on the internet, year after year, reveals to me that media literacy is dead.
Panel Two
Blue mean mugs the camera.
Blue: Maybe this is a controversial take, but I believe we need some sort of exam that people take before they are allowed to post any opinions about shows, books, or movies.
Panel Three
Blue ponders, recalling an experience she had.
Blue: I have seen suggestions that antagonistic characters should be removed from shows. Like people are allergic to conflict, which is a necessary pillar of storytelling.
Panel Four
Blue speaks her truth.
Blue: If you don’t understand the point of an antagonist you should probably not be allowed to have an opinion about storytelling.
In today's #RGBots, Blue points out that if you have less of a spine than a fictional character regarding antagonists, that maybe you should sit down before having opinions about storytelling.
www.rgbots.com/comic/antago...
#comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #media
18.02.2026 02:51
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Dani Kim from The Dead Life; art by Dylancito and hpkomic
"He thought of Dani being dragged around a corner by a tidal swell of rotting bodies. He thought of Edgar opening a door and some floor-bound monstrosity grabbing an ankle and sinking their broken teeth into Edgar’s leg."
New Chapter: hpkomics.com/2026/02/the-...
#amWriting #horror #undead
15.02.2026 18:02
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Yep!
15.02.2026 05:03
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I will always love The Looney Tunes Show for making Lola an actual character and a hilarious one at that.
15.02.2026 04:57
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Cosmic Dash: Signing Bonus - Part One - hpkomics.com
In Signing Bonus, Part One, the crew considers how to spend their money they received from their new owner, GalactiCorp.
Continuing to edit and repost #CosmicDash stories, here is the first part of the second novella, "Signing Bonus." Some new material has been added: hpkomics.com/2026/02/cosm...
Check it out.
#sciFi #aliens #robots #adventure #fiction #amWriting
14.02.2026 18:19
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Commission of an alien plant OC from the hpkomics sketchbook
Today's #sketchbook update dusted off an old commission flash sale I was doing and reminds me of the fun of creating adoptable OCs.
Check out even more here: hpkomics.com/2026/02/2026...
#art #illustration #alien #plants #OC #commission #cartoon
13.02.2026 18:00
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I am the Walrus Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation!
Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR?
Panel Two
Blue and Red consider.
Blue: Hmmm. No.
Red: Sure. Why not?
Panel Three
A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition.
Panel Four
Red relays the day’s excitement.
Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun.
Blue: Damn.
In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!
www.rgbots.com/comic/i-am-t...
#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles
13.02.2026 16:28
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