forgot this app exists again

The announcers did NOT deserve this moment 😭

oh this rain is, like, CRAZY crazy

filling up my pill calendar like i’m playing mancala

severance season 2 episode 7… oh dichen lachman, get that emmy dress ready!!!

gm

rewatching the season 1 finale of severance to reground myself before catching up on season 2 and my god I forgot how good this is

bonne nuit mes bloomfs 🫶

whoever said that exercising and eating healthier and actually socializing can improve your mental health was right and I HATE that

me going to my grindr hookup’s apartment which turned out to be a literally funeral home

my friends and i collectively buying earplugs at the same time this weekend at the bar because the music was too loud… geriatricity here we come!

so… the best flavor!!

finally starting white lotus and oh my goddddd carrie coon, my queen!!

the Pitt episode 8… severance, your emmys are in danger!!

learned a fun math trick today that i didn’t know!! to find the square of any number ending in 5

this works for any #5 (# being any number in front of 5)

to find the square, multiply # * (#+1) then put 25 at the end!

so for 115^2, you’d do

11 * (11+1) & 25

132 & 25

13225

isn’t that fun!!

I need stir crazy winter to end and stepping out spring to begin NOW

this is an absurd concept that will never fly, please delete! it’s upsetting to me, many people are asking you to delete

there’s a man on instagram who I am, like, down BAD for in a way no other instagram man has had me

which one of you fægs…

it’s 2025 and we still don’t have a button to close every app at once on iPhones

formative media

the current American government is like a game of secret Hitler only the fascists got rid of enough liberals where they don’t have to be secret anymore

I’m a cinephile. I love classic cinema.

Beyoncé has won Album of the Year for the first time ever at the #GRAMMYs .

February is finally tomorrow… GIVE IT UP FOR FEBRUARY YOU GUYS!

It’s bulking season for me but without the lifting part

If I ever become a parent, I’m absolutely going to sing “Protector” to my child as a lullaby

DROWNED?? HUH??????? (and money… maybe I’m suing someone after nearly drowning)

We need a handcuff emoji so bad

Do any bloomfs have any good humidifier recommendations?