Chris Prine

Duck tales from the crypt
This is meant for @dankmccoy.bsky.social ...?

Must have been recast

Robert Duvall dressed in a priest's black robe, swinging on a swing set

Great unsettling cameo

watch out, the water is sold separately

yeah that was brad bunny read a newspaper

oh is there an Olympics ball happening

They're trying to throw us a bone with Bovino. He's not enough. We want every last one of them.

yeah right

"I am Puerto Rican," she says. "I send my kids with their passports to school. I'm having conversations with them about safety: Am I safe at school? A week ago we had an incident where there was a school bus with the STOP sign open and kids were getting on the bus and it was surrounded by ICE agents. And this is 7:20 in the morning and - just - you get that fight-or-flight response." At first her 9-year-old was carrying her passport in her backpack; now it's in her back pocket. "I have to prepare them for it if they get stopped," she says. "I said, Do not engage. This is not the time to be cussing at anyone. But she said, Mom, if I create enough noise, my friends can get away."

Our kids

nymag.com/intelligence...

"F1: the new Shawshank?" Headline from Dads Quarterly

Don't tell me what to believe

Guy in hotdog suit energy

Behind the disturbing image of ICE snatching a half-naked, elderly Hmong American from his home DHS has claimed without evidence that they were looking for someone else when they took ChongLy Scott Thao.

New — I wrote about ChongLy Scott Thao, the elderly Hmong American wrongly arrested and forced out of his home by ICE in his underwear during the punishing Minnesota winter, what witnesses saw, and DHS's racist claim that he fit the description of another Asian man they were looking for.

My story:

after the president immediately started lying about the innocent woman who got murdered by agents of the state, I had the same visceral response I imagine many of us did: thinking "yikes! that president needs More Training"

Damn. He was a victim of his own success (so successful he died)

Lay off man, his brother Scott just died

Barrrffff

(over a photo of protesters holding “ICE OUT” signs) ICE OUT FOR GOOD WEEKEND OF ACTION: JANUARY 10-11

We’re mobilizing across the country this weekend to honor Renee Nicole Good, demand accountability for ICE’s killing of Renee, and make visible the human cost of ICE’s terror: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.

Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.

Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.

Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.

oh good, podcast patel's goons are on the case

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Contact your reps. Even if nothing happens, at least you tried.

Renee Nicole Good

"I expect more from this free service!"

Stephen Miller has a wife?? Where'd they meet, Christian Mengele

grok how do I run Venezuela

Been meaning to check them out

what's a sex offender gotta do to get impeached around here

Privileged enough to get up. Some of us are in comas!!