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Clippy pfps don’t misinterpret my comment and mindlessly parrot the same unasked and unhelpful Reddit tier advice challenge (level impossible) ​:vfuck:​

NEVER MIND!!!! mattermost is shit from an ass now. 5 dollars per user license AND YOU HOST IT YOURSELF my ass ​:diddy:​

I forgot to add, it’s open source, has emojis, and looks fairly familiar to discord as well! technically video calls are paywalled by a license but you can genuinely just enable it for free by setting an environment variable ​:troll:​

I sure wish there was a discord alternative that didn’t suck fucking ass and had features such as DMs, voice chats, video calls, screen sharing, and could be self hosted!

The humble mattermost instance:

KHABY LAME CPU?????

the entirety of brother inc. when you use non genuine toner/ink

shoutout the gabecube gotta be one of the most hype and aura nicknames for a console oat

How tf does oda keep coming up with the most random ass names vro like Bartholomew, bartelomeu, trafalgar, Eustass, fucking Garp even 😭😭 it’s so peak

@elonmusk is geblokkered geblokkered.. (Ts all diagonal too with paparus font #certified Banger)

Hmm today I will run a botnet to scan for vulnerable servers….

The humble crowdsec blocklist and brute force banning:


#geblokkered……..

Minecraft forest full of trees without leaves (only top 1% og gamers will get it) with the top/bottom text "HERO BRIAN [sic] DENIERS BE LIKE" "HUH MUST BE AUTUMN"

what did sharkey mean by this.........

Toontown lwk predicted enshitifcation

Strapped down, a wojak is injected with HOPE(-ium) from a comically large syringe. A cultural symbol that even in the darkest nights where it feels like nothing ever happens, none of us can break the protective shackles of hope and we must keep believing.

[Uspol…. That’s all the context you get]

an photo of an adorable bnnuy wearing a tiny backpack (perfectly bunny sized) captioned "she's so small [yellow emphasis on small] and her backpack is so full of. Explodives [sic]"

Oh... that's penis made out of weather data windspeed nerdshit with a center screen caption of "real dihsaster" before my eyes.... it's also in a form best described as pencil dick to tennis ball, cock to ball ratio

Lwk could devour some slop from the rimworld nutiebt paste dispenser rn ​:computer_sound:​​:pawjob:​​:ohMyBob:​

We do a little making a modded asrock bios to allow proper cstates to be enabled

Ts brought my pref server’s power usage down to about 30w while running 2 heavily modded Minecraft servers, self hosted esm, and two websites

@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz it’s peam

Oh deer

Certified banned in the UK bangerposting

Contemplating redirecting anyone in the UK connecting to my servers to gay furry porn and spam emailing my sites to whoever tf is in charge of the UK to get a wr speedrun ofcom block (badge of honor)

how it feels after a long day of posting nothing

yes it was inefficient, expensive, and dangerous; but it looked awesome and those downsides honestly added to the aura

lwk missing the space shuttle like a mf rn...... people didn't appreciate nasa's aura game back then ​:pleadingstarryeyes:​

"PSA: deleting school to focus on Horse" with freaky ahh text. gotta let u all know im in da ios appstore, looking at the Horse app. its got a fuckin horse icon with a greyish filter over it and just the tip of some fuckass horse's head for the app screenshots. Ts categorized as utilities, rated 4.7 stars with 228k ratings, for people 4+ years old, and number 5 on the chart for productivity. my beloved horse app,.....,,..