victoria zeller⚔️ (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)

genuinely do not understand how a billion dollar global sporting enterprise managed to fuck it this hard

everyone is very excited for the new car regulations !

sabres are playing Goofy Style tonight and theyre still casually up 4-1 in a playoff team’s barn. no big deal. theyve been doing this for 3 months it clearly isn’t hard

here i am watching giving apple thirteen of my american human dollars bc im a chump

it’s belt to ass in pittsburgh and that little cartoon penguin ain’t holding the belt

absolutely crushed she didnt get told on camera. CRUSHED

all these guys are so horny they're about to pass out, they're not breaking the bad news

SHES TALKING ABOUT HOW SHES GOT A MEETING WITH TRUMP TO ADDRESS THE CARTEL PROBLEM

GIRL. CAN SOMEONE TELL HER??????

one of these yakubian ape cops just hit her with a "are you religious? bc you're the answer to all my prayers" line. she gave the most brutal forced laugh i've ever heard. failed the charisma check failed the performance check L rizz

she doesn't know. is someone gonna ask her about it

i made some pumpkin muffins today bc i'm trying to clear out pantry ingredients before the move. time is a construct

our big wet president can still find his fastball

kristi noem fully debased herself, bought a new face, and threw her entire life’s peace and dignity away for this job. all it will earn her in the end is this

i’m sure brady wanted him very badly!

definitely a “well if this trade flops i’m fired anyway and it’s the next guy’s problem” move

lollll

“i can’t believe brandon beane overpaid to acquire a player in a trade” - a statement only dreamed up by those unfamiliar with brandonomics

bears fans really aren’t, so i’m not. i’m also not expecting him to be a top 15 receiver like he has been at his peak. cannot stress enough that i am okay paying DJ moore money for functional WR play at this point lol

in a weird year to need a veteran wide receiver, moore is a solid get. the bears fans in my life like him a lot

victoria gives this trade one and a half thumbs up

this simply isn’t true. they get to $30M or $40M in space extremely easily

“alec anderson can replace him” remember when ryan groy was gonna seamlessly replace eric wood, dumbass?

he’s a better player than dalman imo. i would be THRILLED with this if i was a bears fan (i personally am punching air)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

even if you’re sky high on van pran-granger, you don’t let this player walk out the door. i would choose mcgovern over edwards or torrence in a heartbeat, especially without kromer in the building. this is a massive and completely avoidable blunder

mcgovern came in basically unproven and fixed the IOL, even after he got nudged over to an entirely new position. he overperformed his contract in spades. he has his teammates come over to his house so he can bake them pizzas. this is the exact kind of player you should reward with an extension

ooooooouuuuuuh brandon beane if i ever see you on the street you better pray you get lucky

nope

roy cooper when it’s time to win an election in north carolina

barn packed full of 19,000 idiots who want to beat jack eichel with snow shovels on a tuesday night

hockeytown USA is back