Eric Fastner

This dude is like 2 more military actions away from just putting out a statement that says “in fairness, he really wanted that Peace Prize”

Person in the march holding up a sign reading "IT'S A GOOD THING CONGRESS ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS." Big crowd stretching behind them.

The Iraq War AUMF vote destroyed multiple political careers and, via Hillary Clinton, helped decide at least two presidential elections. Congress’s big takeaway from that experience was to stop holding votes on wars.

America does not have a real opposition party.

I’m surprised they didn’t call it Operation Six Seven.

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.

They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

Punch is the monkey sent by the gods to see if we learned our lesson after Harambe. Show compassion and the nightmare ends, make jokes at his expense and it’s more plagues and facists.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

in hindsight we should have known things were gonna get weird the minute we couldn't agree what color that dress was

“What would I accomplish in my first 30 days? Glad you asked. To start, I’d change my title to ‘beaver referee’ like you should have in the first place”

GOD OF WAR REMAKES?!?!?!?!

“Our affiant lied, of course, and we have now learned there’s video to contradict him.”

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Ring: “we’re created a private surveillance network that we can use for tracking and hunting down….dogs. Definitely just dogs. Nothing else. Dogs.”

Thank god Bad Bunny brought it, because everything else about this game sucks

Loooooooooool

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOooooooo0000000!!!!11

No idea what I just watched, but that was sick

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

Anyone see that movie trailer and think we were about to get a second Signs movie?

Skill issue.

Toby Keith dying and Republicans just switching him out for Kid Rock has to be about the most fitting way for The Dixie Chicks feud to end

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

30 point swing BEFORE they start arguing in court that they can keep a 5 year old in a concentration camp

George W Bush and Ellen DeGeneres sitting together and laughing in box seats at a NFL game.

This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.

Shell on or off?

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Feel like with everything going on in the world today there’s much better things we can all be doing than watching the WWE in Saudi Arabia #RoyalRumble

Very cool. I’m always on the lookout for a new notes app! Currently using Bookstack but wouldn’t say I’m in love with it

What notes app is this? Obsidian?