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The Empire Prostate Building

@candymeteor

✨ kristina ✨ SP十段 ✨ ワイルドアームズ ✨ 聖剣伝説 ✨ アイカツ ✨ Musical Opinions™️ ✨ painfully ADHD ✨ HSD ✨ DJ Simon ✨ NSFWish ✨ @jortswubs.bsky.social is stinky ✨

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Latest posts by The Empire Prostate Building @candymeteor

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we are holding hands

12.03.2026 13:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 00:05 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

dats my boy :3

10.03.2026 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I KNEW HE WAS A REAL ONE

10.03.2026 20:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Cracking open a cold one with my boys

10.03.2026 20:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

09.03.2026 16:45 👍 1625 🔁 549 💬 13 📌 6
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WWCJD

09.03.2026 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Aw Hell Yeah Dude Aw Hell Yeah Dude (AHYD) is the Saturday house party thrown every RIP. There will be drinks, food, music, beer pong, video games, and most importantly, awesome people.

I'll be pulling up to RIP15 to spin some tunes at AHYD... come thru

www.awhellyeahdude.com

06.03.2026 20:44 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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EXCUSE ME

05.03.2026 23:12 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
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Today's gets

05.03.2026 02:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still can't get over Denver in Dallas

03.03.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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this cures what ails me every time

04.11.2024 22:34 👍 10285 🔁 4097 💬 55 📌 68

happy birthday to my thing

28.02.2026 16:00 👍 5673 🔁 2233 💬 16 📌 2
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01.03.2026 12:08 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!! I was very excited to see it, I was nearly brought to tears 🥹

I did end up with extras of Ichigo, Otome, and the secret - if you want them, I'm happy to send them your way!

01.03.2026 03:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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incredible gets today

28.02.2026 23:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I FOUND THE AIKATSU CLEAR FILE GACHA IN DALLAS AND GOT THE SECRET ON MY FIRST PULL I COULD CRY RN

28.02.2026 20:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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one of these things is not like the other

28.02.2026 15:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also I'm in Texas hi 🤠

28.02.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sad I didn't choose it but considering my Whata experience was mid (not surprised) perhaps it's best I enjoy Cook Out in its natural habitat

28.02.2026 01:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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this photo was taken in the parking lot of a Whataburger

in Memphis

insane

28.02.2026 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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昔描いたやつ一周回ってタイムリーだな

17.01.2026 02:49 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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06.02.2026 19:26 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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Drafting up an aikatsu tattoo for next week (!!), does anyone have anything better than these

23.02.2026 02:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peepis Hilton gotdam!!!

23.02.2026 00:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Jesus paused his game to be on that cross Inshallah

19.02.2026 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sun Tzu got nothin' on you (quietly chants to audience)

19.02.2026 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES

19.02.2026 11:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pizza is going on a Trip to Trumpton

18.02.2026 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Changed my bs name to the one I gave @jortswubs.bsky.social in our friend's server lol

18.02.2026 16:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0