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Joรซl Perras

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What what is this where am I judo ๐Ÿฅ‹software ๐Ÿ’ป coffee โ˜•๏ธ Montrรฉalais, Quรฉbecois, Canadien. https://nerderati.com

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Calendar invites have an โ€œacceptโ€, โ€œdeclineโ€, and โ€œmaybeโ€ response option, but theyโ€™re missing the critical โ€œignore foreverโ€.

16.01.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty sure my cab driver set his Waze to use comic sans and now I suddenly donโ€™t feel very safe

10.01.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a 36-key miryoku layout stan and I proselytize to anyone that will listen

(the list of people willing to listen is not very long)

30.12.2025 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of RBC bank website where a disclaimer is written that "transactions made today or over the weekend may not be included" in the transaction export.

screenshot of RBC bank website where a disclaimer is written that "transactions made today or over the weekend may not be included" in the transaction export.

It's completely absurd that downloading transaction data from a bank has to come with this disclaimer in 2025/2026:

29.12.2025 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forget Leetcode for interviews, the real test of skill is being able to write a non-trivial vim regex without looking up the syntax

28.11.2025 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*deep breath*

RESET THE COUNTER

awspocalypse.com

21.10.2025 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did every chat application suddenly decide that collapsible sidebar drawers weren't a thing anymore? Element (Matrix), Slack, etc. now have these gigantic sidebars (sometimes two!) that just take up a ton of visual space ๐Ÿซ 

17.10.2025 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. Amazing; love this!
2. That Microsoft logotype is _aweosome_

03.09.2025 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone know the VAT rate for antimatter? ๐Ÿ˜…

20.05.2025 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

14.05.2025 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of my Github profile that shows I joined Github on August 14th, 2008.

Screenshot of my Github profile that shows I joined Github on August 14th, 2008.

๐Ÿ‘€

11.04.2025 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indianoplz

17.03.2025 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not saying I'm a stereotypical Quรฉbecois, but I did just devour a bag of cheese curds with some spruce beer, so take from that what you will.

06.03.2025 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Customer support requests really do be like:

"Hi, I clicked through 3 different alerts and warnings letting me know that the thing I was about to do was going to be irreversible. I didn't read any of that and clicked the button. I can't believe you don't have an undo function!"

24.02.2025 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean it's one monday, michael. how much coffee could it take? 10 cups?

10.02.2025 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1219 ๐Ÿ” 80 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Happy #SuperbOwl day to all those that celebrate

09.02.2025 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."

"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."

Your PR when you make one giant commit instead of a bunch of small ones as you work

12.12.2024 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 192 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Business meetings would be a lot different if we all walked around holding actual stakes.

08.12.2024 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very reasonable!

06.12.2024 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chocolate babka is a fantastic breakfast and I will not be told otherwise

05.12.2024 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to be a pioneer in Spite-Driven-Development

04.12.2024 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In-progress home renovations always stress me out, especially when it's in the demolition/destruction phase. My brain just can't cope with it.

04.12.2024 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't recommend getting your passport renewal in a postal strike delivery limbo. Each org tells me that it's the other org's problem, and the conclusion is that my passport is likely not going to arrive before I need it.

03.12.2024 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait you didn't get your tax lollipop? wow the USA really is dropping the ball these days, huh

02.12.2024 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My all-time favourite bug: some of our users would create events on their phone, but couldn't find them afterwards.

Those users (in SE Asia) had their phones set to use the Buddhist calendar; we were using the "local" calendar API in iOS. Events were created just fine, but 543 years in the future!

28.11.2024 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what idiot called it async/await instead of wait/what

21.11.2024 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 427 ๐Ÿ” 68 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5