𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚐 𓆏𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊

check this out if you want to see some weird shit

i'm the kookiest frog this side of the nacogdoches

Be Kind* An illustration of a frog in a modern jazz dancing pose Text reads: BE KIND* * of odd Jaunty Art 26

Be Kind*

evil horses

say good morning

Congress: Did you fuck Corey Lewandowski?
Kristi: Fuck him? I barely Noem!

i think this is something we can all relate too

Not now, Babe. I've got to gulp down this tangy psyllium husk before it gels.

おはようございます

今朝の１枚

今日の連なり

上から

#羽鳥さん
#なつ
#コバヤシ （枝の向こう側）
#おくら
#そらまめ （こっちむいてる）
#タツオ （その下）
#ぴーまん

#カエル #アマガエル
#ニホンアマガエル #frog

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

This headline should win an award

I do have that

Nah

don't forget or the gods won't favor me

EMPLOYER: why should i hire you
ME: i will release your son unharmed

Throughout heaven and earth, he alone is the leafed one.

I have a funny picture related to her! But it would take me forever to find it

You get it!

(I couldn't even remember where it was from when i said it 😵‍💫)

NEANDERTHAL FATHER HUMAN MOTHER

imagine being a teenage caveman and trying to explain this when your friends come over

A comic strip featuring three people in a gym: one man lifting dumbbells, Waldo (in his signature striped shirt and beanie) struggling on a weight bench, and a woman holding dumbbells. Waldo asks, "Can somebody spot me? Hello?" Artist’s signature: jimshoenbill.com C 2022 Explanation: The humor comes from Waldo, known for being hidden in crowded scenes, now in a gym setting where he is visibly in need of help but goes unnoticed, playing on his usual theme of being overlooked.

ted's dead

💚

hmm. you bore me. guards, take this peasant to the dungeon and have our wizard apply the Curse of Squeaky Shoe

dangerous, don’t open that pandoras box

That reminds me of Chuck palahniuk's book survivor

it was broken repeatedly for me the last few days. If you know what pds you're on you can see if it's having problems on status.bsky.app

OHHH

🤔

Kristi Noem gave her political operative a no-bid contract worth $143,000,000 of taxpayer money to make Fox News ads starring her at Mt. Rushmore. We will be following this story on a daily basis if it turns out that Hunter Biden was involved.

I've heard good things recently about it preventing dementia