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I don't know why all these dipshits have to give Luxon a reacharound before criticising him

"OOOOH he tries so hard, what an A for effort!"

He's the fucking Prime Minister not my kid doing year five football

13.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
What are Donald Trump's total earnings and income sour... Executive summary For 2025, public reporting and Trump’s own disclosures show two consistent figures: media tallies put Trump’s estimated net worth as ro...

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Fully accept we don't have actual smiling man handing comically giant cheque to second smiling man as they shake hands and scratch backs but we do most assuredly have a duck that is looking, swimming and quacking in highly duck-like ways

12.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Stuff headline 
The Covid immunity cycle: Why catching the virus is basically our new booster
Lloyd Burr
March 12, 2026 β€’ 4:00am

Stuff headline The Covid immunity cycle: Why catching the virus is basically our new booster Lloyd Burr March 12, 2026 β€’ 4:00am

🚨 If anyone has contacts at Stuff to get this headline updated urgently please do so.

Expert advice is that getting Covid repeatedly is not like building immunity, it's more like accumulating damage. Each infection raises your risk of long Covid and serious complications.

This is unacceptable.

12.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 27

Most American voters finding themselves a bit poorer each month he continues to be President
And he's finding himself at least a billion dollars richer thanks to crypto bribes

12.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Look forward to N Willis explaining that U-turn lol. "Actually we do trust you after all"

12.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Country holds breath to see what runs out first: petrol or Prime Minister

11.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Impact is not a real verb. You’re harshing my buzz, legacy media.

11.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What I would tell you is all work and no play
What I would tell you is all work and no play
What I would tell you is all work and no play
What I would tell you is all work and no play
What I would tell you is all work and no play
What I would tell you is all work and no play

11.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Many people reckon Simeon Brown should have asked more questions about the risks of his mandatory higher speed limits in neighbourhoods, around schools & on dangerous highways β€” evidence that was readily available to him at the time, and that continues to accumulate in the form of injuries & deaths.

10.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

How does the New York Times stack up against people who have not lost sight of their humanity? Take our quiz!!

10.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeking top class non-AI-looking image of smiling bald guy in suit giving thumbs up as he pedals a bike that is hooked up to the national grid
Contact A.Flunkey
9th Floor
Beehive
No time wasters pls

09.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know they keep coming all day every day but those two just seemed to capture the braindead essence

08.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also in the zb comments
Agree with Mike Luxton needs to get tougher with reporting and National need to make a Stand on bringing new Zealanders on board and make us one country under one Flag and remove Aoteroa name from all government publications

08.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile in the zb comments
I agree with you on this Luxon should have been mch harder on the maori activists and also should have been more up frount about the state of our financess when he cam into power.

08.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2023 omg will he be leader?
Will the guy who was a CEO and stuff be leader?
What do you mean we should ask more questions, he was a CEO and stuff.

2026 omg when’s he getting rolled? Today? Tomorrow?
Whoever thought he’d be a good PM cos he was a CEO and stuff must of had rocks in their head eh?

08.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Mr Caesar said he thought the Forum had got β€œcarried away”.

β€œThe only thing I’m considering is the future of our kids and our grandkids and that’s why I came to the Senate. I expect to be here 10 Ides of March from now"

08.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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lettuce prey

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

😹

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been trawling through my archive for old posts, about how they get so excited about the new thing for new things' sake and uncritically platform it

06.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely the crucial point

06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Absolutely mystifying that our first and only PM to report his QUARTERLY KPI NUMBERS to us EACH QUARTER should be doing so howlingly badly

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Well I guess we can’t argue with an OBJECTABLE FACT

04.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Christopher Luxon forced into another correction over Iran war visas The Greens say the prime minister "snuck" into the House "late last night" to correct the record.

He's really, really, incredibly, bad at this.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

03.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

Fight, Flight, and the lesser-known Flub

04.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering that time I ordered a Big Mac and Apple Pie at McDonalds and got handed a box of napkins and a thick shake and someone said in a weary boss voice "Big Mac and Apple Pie Chris, mate the words are right there in front of you"

04.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

The most traumatic experience my spouse had during medical training was an unvaccinated 6yo boy who spent the last days of his life screaming in agony from chickenpox encephalitis in the hospital. Then he died. The whole team was agonized as well as the stupid parents.

23.02.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Genius efficiency minister Seymour makes bulk order for Air NZ of microplanes, says look it might be a squeeze and no I haven’t actually ever seen one but look at the price of these things.

26.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Not going anywhere USA while those contemptible nazi crooks are running things and I will be livid if this knee-bending quisling govt just bends over with our data

26.02.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0