Mark

smol fren

smol fren

A smol fren

It is smol fren season

Yer da like mild cheddar

Bee!

Bee!

Bee!

Bees!

So many gorgeous bumblebee queens out today.

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Will of the people

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American evangelicals aren’t true Christians. They’re actually Jewish satanists.

How do you walk?

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Ancient Egyptians were red haired, blue-eyed, pale skinned Scot’s-Irish and not black haired, dark skinned, brown eyed North Africans.

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There are no Russians. Russians only are subjects of a Tsar, the people currently living in Russia are not Russians.

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Humans appeared fully formed as they are around 100,000 years ago and the ancient Egyptians were pale skinned and ginger.

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Receipts give you cancer

Harvest mouse 🐭

Tawny owl 🦉

Fox 🦊

Otter 🦦

Slightly chilly day out at the British Wildlife Centre

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There are no piano teachers in China. This is how you know China is a failed state.

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There was family voting in Gorton & Denton. I have seen reports of six or more people in one voting booth.

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The terracotta warriors were actual people that were covered in clay. They are hiding the fact there were skeletons in them.

A squirrel inside the bird feeder.

Squirrel proof bird feeder my arse.

“We lost an election, the Muslims voting weirdly must be to blame” is quite the take.

Bumblebee anatomy: Bum and Blebee.

Important information

It is easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

If a Camel is not available, a Marlboro or Gauloise is an acceptable substitute.

Once again, when you legislate and ban trans women from spaces, you also negatively affect cis women.

This is performative cruelty only, they don’t actually care about women.

They offered me £42 a month instead. A £67 reduction.

Threatened to cancel my Virgin Media broadband contract as they wanted to put the price up to £109 a month.

They wouldn’t match the introductory offer on the site and then they did when the magic words “OK then, please cancel my contract” were typed.

The fact that there was no spate of moved mountains in the early 1990’s shows what a liar The Shamen were.

Bee 🐝

Bee 🐝

Bee 🐝

Bee 🐝

Been sat on my balcony watching bumblebees come and hang out in the lovely sunshine.

By threatening to cancel my mobile and broadband and also amending my streaming services plans, I’m now saving £96 a month.

Broadband and mobile are the same speed and data/message/minutes for less than half what I was paying.

Blue skies, a gentle breeze, snowdrops and daffodils blooming. The delicate sound of 10,000 lawnmowers in the middle distance.

Definitely starting to look like spring

Yer da paints roundabouts

It appears to be some sort of bass guitar.

Oops

@KathyBurke X.com I love being 'woke'. It's much nicer than being an ignorant fucking twat.

Important message that bears repeating from the inimitable Kathy Burke ❤️

Some absolute tuna melt has decided that the vast way to fill out my half week at work is 13 hours of meetings.