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Everybody knows the band name stands for Kittens In Silly Suitcases

living the dream

at least we're vaguely setting a precedent that people who do awful things will lose their jobs

i know "we built this city" gets a lot of hate, some of which is justified, but it could have been a nice little tune with some less ridiculous lyrics

it's gonna be kid rock, isn't it

god I hope they make shutting Russia down a condition of that help

bonus points if they lecture the US for not being grateful enough

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

I feel personally attacked

It must be really hard working in a professional kitchen what with all the spies and secret agents in hot pursuit of bad guys constantly running through smashing up all your shit.

I promise you you'll change your tune as soon as your Bitcoin salary fully vests

everything at our company is poorly thought-out, don't worry! if you come across something that has been well-conceived, send your robot assistant to HR right away

still one of my favourite piano solos ever

fun fact: some parts of this are nearly impossible to play because Bruce Hornsby has giant gorilla hands

you're hired!

I know you capitalized Not Great but you should have also added a ™️

blaming users for poor implementation choices is pretty awful and I hope this was a decision made by a new employee because if not, wow

the suitor collapsed in defeat at the impossible task the king had set for his daughters hand:

"find me a piece of software that has a more annoying keyboard shortcut interface than MacOS"

ok this needs some kind of explanation and possibly a diagram

Mark Carney: anti-science or just antichrist?

/s

for the love of God let's not split the progressive vote again

bsky.app/profile/cdnh...

what do you have in mind for translation?

I feel like this is accurate except cooking, cleaning, and exercising are three separate things and you still have to pick two 😬

that is some clever advertising

and the least important word in that sentence is "fat"

undermines the moral position completely

why don't these people focus on the problem

what the absolute fuck

what reality are these clowns living in????

rooting for some kind of lawsuit here to expose this more widely

presumably that would also make it into the Chinese-language press

seriously kickass

I don't find the manual that bad, what did you have in mind?

solid plan - good luck!

I pointed out to the toddler how big it was and his response was to start repeatedly saying "big boon" and laughing his ass off

still think people should consider my proposal that the working day (9-5) be scaled to exactly match the amount of available daylight

(in the winter only obviously)