FELLOW #FandomMarket ENTHUSIASTS! Are you looking for the rush of a quick, successful purchase? Are you sad you missed out on sold out items? Do you internally cringe at the idea of competing with your fellow pirates?
Well I have the answer for you: BUY IT NOW ITEMS STILL AVAILALABE! A thread! 1/
An illustration of Frog from the “Frog and Toad” series. He is sitting alone on a rock, staring out solemnly into the water in front of him.
Frog and Toad now sitting together on the same rock, staring out together. Arms around one another’s backs.
One thing I really love is that I don’t even have to pair these with screenshots from the show. I don’t NEED to.
You already know which ones they would be.
A pair of socks knit with a zigzag pattern in shades of light green, dusty row, peach, and turquoise
Been a loooong time since I finished a pair of #AsACrewSocks because moving back to Florida has ruined my motivation to knit, but here’s Frenchie!!
#OFMD #OurKnitsMeanDeath
48. Item # 1287: Ked and Stiwi (Gentlebeak). A pair of hand-knit plush kiwis inspired by Ed and Stede.
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Cursed Suit Stede items approach, looking F-A-B!
29. Item # 1296: Cursed Suit Stiwi.
A hand-knit plush kiwi inspired by Stede and his cursed suit.
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6. Item # 1248: Mini Embroidery: Widow's Revenge.
A 1.5 inch embroidery of The Revenge with the sea and sky in jagged color blocks. Inspired by Mary's lighthouse painting.
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5. Item # 1242: Mini Embroidery: Kraken's Revenge.
A 1.5 inch embroidery of The Revenge against a stormy sky. Inspired by Ed's Kraken era.
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4. Item # 1245: Mini Embroidery: Crew's Revenge.
A 1.5 inch embroidery of The Revenge against a sunny sky with a rainbow. Inspired by the brightest, happiest days sailing with the crew.
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3. Item # 1246: Mini Embroidery: Calypso's Revenge.
A 1.5 inch embroidery of The Revenge against a night sky with fireworks. Inspired by Calypso's Birthday.
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Two of my craft fair items - brooch/pendant with embroidered You Wear Fine Things Well Ed & Stede, and an oval embroidery hoop with the Revenge surrounded by her crew #OFMD #fandommarket
Too real
okay and where’s my season 3 screencaps of ed n stede having a little picnic on the beach in front of their little house 😭😭😭😭
I am still laughing so hard about the absolute disdain on their faces - like how DARE you be inside, not paying attention to them
Now I’m thinking about seeing Rhys the first night he was working out the Roomba bit and I was like “why is this so familiar” and it was bc Rhys was basically doing one of spouse’s stims
Watching Rhys’s “reach high” bit and spouse apologizes bc they’re five foot zero and can’t do that for me, as if I don’t relish in being the “reach high” partner while they do all the gross jobs
a die-cut sticker featured a black and white design of a monarch butterfly with the black lines in its wings forming the words FUCK ICE
how do we feel about stickers
would you like a monarch butterfly sticker
would you like to donate $5 to the auction shipping fund and get a monarch butterfly sticker
WELL YOU CAN: forms.gle/s356EB9TpNmu...
I witnessed the Creation of Myrtles this evening and it was a beautiful miracle - snag this final tiny baby while you can!!
Photo of a human dummy figure dressed in Stede Bonnet's S1E10 fuckery outfit laying on a table in a storage area filled with props and boxes. Its legs look like the saddest overcooked noodles.
You ever have a long-ass work week and just immediately turn into Stunt Dummy Stede as soon as you get home
@aliassamm.bsky.social 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
picture of Ed from OFMD season two episode one, he's holding wedding figurine that looks like Stede in a peachy suit
do you ever feel absolutely Normal about this
*it sounded like 😵💫
A Siamese tabby curled up in an outdoor chair
An orange tabby curled up in an outdoor chair
That’s my chair! That’s the captain’s chair!
(I did not see Stede claim the chair from Izzy but I imagine this is what I sounded like)
#FeralPirateCats
YES
I LOVE DEADLOCH
Man, you had that one locked and loaded 😆
Nooooooooo I just want all of us to have some damn peace
I just really miss our show and I worry nothing will make me feel that way ever again
🫂💜
Very ugh. On 1 hand, a thing I’ve been anticipating finally happened, releasing a pressure valve I’ve been wandering around with for 2 years. On the other, I found a review that misgenders me so egregiously that an army of scholars is about to blow shit up on my behalf. Meanwhile I just want a nap😫
Academia is really fucking with my head today, y’all 😵💫😵💫😵💫
