corn (impr)
corn (impr)
feeling nervous about the math test i hope 2+2 still equals 4 by the time i take it
live alien performance (impr)
schedule (impr)
i always check my candy after i buy it at the store to make sure it wasnโt packaged with razors inside
oil spills are actually pretty good for fish cause the oil protects the water from catching on fire
not sure why the carmax near me is so popular but i always see tons of people parked there
people who grow up in radioactive fallout actually tend to be less allergic to radiation
do you pour your cereal into the milk carton or your milk into the cereal box
iโm the Champion of missed opportunities. show me an opportunity and iโll be there to miss it
in the event of an emergency, your exits will be through heaven or hell
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