Charlenerd

The thing about racists is that in addition to being immoral, they're just unbelievably stupid.

3-panel SMBC comic update. God is talking to a pod of dolphins. He says "dolphins! It's me, God. I just want to say you've been doing great down there. Can I get you anything?" The dolphins reply that they want "more places to play, hooray!" The next panel shows God popping in to tell Noah to build an ark "because of sin or something."

I need to do a collection of just comics containing the word Hooray.

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How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

Every single professional journalist who uses the phrases “Department of War” or “Secretary of War” without scare quotes should be lined up on a public viewing stage and bopped on the head with a giant inflatable hammer that says DUMB DUMB on the handle and makes fart sounds.

The obvious wisdom and effectiveness of Housing First is obscured by the fact we've made "a tiny, no-frills apartment" an expensive status symbol in huge swathes of the country by creating an artificial housing shortage

I would argue they knew exactly what they were doing, which was deliberately sabotaging needed public works programs by offering snake oil they never had any intention of delivering.

listen he can't be held responsible for the fact he operates at a third grade reading level and has absolutely no idea how anything works and was mythologized by a corporate press obsessed with tax breaks and deregulation in a barely educated country being devoured by its obsession with artifice

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

I actually liked the second Matt better tbh

Anyone asks me in another country if I’m a Trump supporter the answer will be an easy and immediate “fuck no. Say anything you want about him, I will not be offended. Like. At all.”

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

The only consequences Trump has ever faced in his entire life was losing the 2020 election because of his appallingly bad response to COVID, and it upset him so much he started an insurrection.

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is

This rhetoric is so fucking old and busted… msm is truly banking on us being too young or stupid to remember how they covered Iraq and you know what, they might be onto something

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

we have saved daylight

but at what cost

Everyone here knows Fox News lies to its viewers, but this is an example that not even the most diehard members of the cult can deny, and it's important to not brush it off.

Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Fox News video of President Trump welcoming home the coffins of fallen soldiers this weekend

And you'll note the "correction" never says what was different in the video and never shows the actual footage of President Trump wearing his stupid baseball cap.

Literally licking his lips while talking about sparking a world war

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

You wouldn't think something this pathetic and telling would be attempted by any news organization, not even a news organization that agreed to pay $787 million in settlement money for making shit up out of whole cloth. I'm sure that this latest will produced some chastened reflection at Fox.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Fox News: “We regret showing outdated footage of Trump at the dignified transfer not wearing a baseball hat, thus failing to honor the fallen by informing our viewers that the hat, normally $55, is on sale at the MAGA merch store for $29.99 for a limited time only.”

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Fox ran older footage but labeled it as happening Saturday.

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

This repeats yet another pattern from the Iraq War. When the Iraqis did not behave as the Americans wanted — without the deference and gratitude that a foreign military occupier felt it was due — they became targets.