Princess Alice 🧸

LIFEHACKPROTIP: If you start a shower knowing you have a limited amount of hot water, it's probably not a good idea to spend several minutes of the shower singing "Don't Stand So Close To Me" with the pronouns changed to make it problematic yuri instead of washing yourself. 🥶🚿

A person with a visibly masculine body who chooses to present publicly in a traditionally feminine manner is going to face constant mockery and misgendering at best, if not outright assault. So no, I don’t agree that trans people who do medically transition have it worse than those who don’t.

My vision for how the world ought to be run could reasonably be described as “communist”, but I tend not to use that label to describe myself, mostly because the world I envision differs significantly from the world most self-identified communists envision and I want to prevent conflation of the two

Hey, most people who exist in the US or in places the US is economically dependent on? Any time we wanna finally do that whole "collective action against fascism" thing, just let me know. I've been waiting for a while now, so I just wanted to let you know I'm still in whenever you get around to it.

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好きだ………この2人が………

the anti-webp crowd are gonna have a heart attack when they learn that most "GIFs" these days are MP4 video files with a nonstandard filename extension and not actually rendered in an incredibly inefficient format developed when Reagan was in office

two sisters , one looking distressed as her older sister leans over her and gropes her chest . left side dialogue: "v-violet! g-get off--! p-please-- we shouldn't..." right side dialogue: "come onnnnn sis~ stop being sooo difficulttttt... but you want to~ now hold still for me."

[ cw: siscon , intox , noncon ]

affectionate drunk

new rule: anyone who annoys me is legally obligated to give me $2000 to put towards moving to new york city

I'm not even a particularly good liar, and most people can call me out pretty easily when they have a personal investment in whatever I'm lying about, but in "professional" environments? People are distressingly willing to take anything anyone says at face value and never look into it further.

it was long enough ago that they were still calling it "Asperger's syndrome" 😭

that's true of most people in general tbh

most people have no idea how susceptible they are to outright lies, let alone anything more subtle

the autism diagnosis has gotten me accommodations when and only when I stomp my feet and loudly insist upon it

but also I was diagnosed when I was 7 and not even told about it until I was 12, so it's not like I ever had a chance NOT to have that one on the record

A lot of people lately are starting to learn something I've been saying for years: "Rights" only matter when there's someone to enforce them, and anyone with the power to enforce your rights necessarily also has the power to take them away.

I've had this happen with a few things and it's incredibly funny

like come on, that's literally just self-diagnosis with extra steps

why am I paying you for this, again?

Having a diagnosis of any mental health conditions sucks soooo much. It will inevitably be used as a justification for treating you like shit, but if you refuse to get diagnosed, they won't let you have things like "adderall" or "help with finding a job that doesn't make me want to kill myself"

people in cluster b are my friends and they are epic and wonderful

I've always loved the idea of an omnipotent entity with the limited impulse control and emotional maturity of a child, who lacks understanding of how the things she does impacts others because, from her point of view, she can simply undo anything that goes wrong.

sometimes i think "i wanna go to a water park" and then i remember im transfem and would be convicted of a felony

if you take something erotic that openly signals its intended audience and expose it to a different audience with the intent to gawk at it in disgust, even if it was posted on a public platform to begin with, you're lowkey doing a sexual harassment & it's a grey area that should be noticed more imo

The worst thing about infantilization of autistic people is that it’s only ever applied to deny freedom, never to absolve responsibility. Surely if I’m too incompetent to know my own gender, I must also be too incompetent to have to financially provide for myself, right? No? You can shove it then.

The funniest thing to me about the people who lose their shit over the 900-year-old loli trope is that they ALSO get mad if you do it the other way around. If you draw a character with the appearance of a 30-year-old woman, then write “age: 14” next to her, they’ll fly into a rage over that, too.

“Everyone gets nervous before X!” is neurotypical-speak for “I think mentally disabled people should be starved until they work correctly.”

Anyone else get called “fairy” as a slur back in the early ’00s? I feel like that’s one you don’t really hear anymore.

TEMPERAMENTAL PRINCESS AHEAD

BE PREPARED FOR MOOD SWINGS

traffic control devices

bottle of estradiol tablets

THIS POISON KILLS FASCISTS

A railroad crossing signal in Richmond, Indiana. The crossbuck is rotated about 150 degrees but still somehow attached.

Something seems not quite right with this crossing sign…

re: conscription: If the people in power actually had a cause worth risking your life for, they wouldn't have to *force* you to do it.

@princessalice.moe 😭😭

I'm learning a lot about myself today, thank you bot-tan!