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18+ pls! She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit Icon by @keymonster.bsky.social

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god the positive energy in that room must've been immaculate, I would've felt like I could save the universe after experiencing that for the first time

06.03.2026 17:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s worth mentioning that this was made by six guys in their dorm room for a sci-fi convention, and all six of them (which includes the creator of Evangelion) would go on to define the anime industry for decades to come.

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 1145 🔁 414 💬 11 📌 3

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 2229 🔁 489 💬 5 📌 0
The US also has intelligence suggesting that China may be preparing to provide Iran with financial assistance, spare parts and missile components, three people familiar with the matter said, though Beijing has stayed out of the war up until now. China relies heavily on Iranian oil and has reportedly been pressuring Tehran ⁠to allow safe passage for vessels through the Strait of Hormuz.

The US also has intelligence suggesting that China may be preparing to provide Iran with financial assistance, spare parts and missile components, three people familiar with the matter said, though Beijing has stayed out of the war up until now. China relies heavily on Iranian oil and has reportedly been pressuring Tehran ⁠to allow safe passage for vessels through the Strait of Hormuz.

uh china is preparing to do what now edition.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...

06.03.2026 17:20 👍 336 🔁 58 💬 19 📌 31
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#RE9

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 1008 🔁 414 💬 3 📌 0

INBOX: @couriernewsroom.bsky.social is circulating a video of #TX23 Republican nominee Brandon Herrera showing off his "1939 edition" copy of Mein Kampf.

06.03.2026 17:16 👍 228 🔁 115 💬 9 📌 20

Since everyone enjoyed this so much, here are a couple more pictures of Opal the white raven

06.03.2026 17:13 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
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Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 1413 🔁 365 💬 33 📌 23
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Target removes popular products from its shelves Target is going through a transformation in a bid to win back customers.

Yeah… yeah that should do it www.thestreet.com/retail/targe...

06.03.2026 17:14 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 4
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A judge finally called a newsroom raid what it is Seizures of journalists’ materials have the same impact as traditional prior restraints

The seizure of Washington Post reporter @hannahnatanson.bsky.social's devices likely killed far more stories than any court order ever could.

Judge Porter should've done more to punish prosecutors, but he was right to call the raid what it was — a prior restraint.

06.03.2026 17:25 👍 89 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 1
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Trump's "Golden Age of America."

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 1146 🔁 422 💬 53 📌 26
Tufted titmouse showing off his peanut

Tufted titmouse showing off his peanut

Everything sucks. Here's a bird with a peanut.

06.03.2026 16:26 👍 341 🔁 52 💬 5 📌 3
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 👍 3851 🔁 1438 💬 58 📌 92

sorry, reading comprehension was removed from the curriculum by the board for "woke," now shove the little green man in the laundry basket

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Graphic of a rainbow cartoon cat looking angry and holding a big kitchen carver, says 'Responding with anger to unmet survival needs is NOT 'choosing violence' - meds & hygiene, shelter, food, bills & basics, ANYTHING helps' you are directed to support at linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

Graphic of a rainbow cartoon cat looking angry and holding a big kitchen carver, says 'Responding with anger to unmet survival needs is NOT 'choosing violence' - meds & hygiene, shelter, food, bills & basics, ANYTHING helps' you are directed to support at linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

📢🚨 90 MINUTES TO DEADLINE 156 X 10 NEEDED TO KEEP BRITT SHELTERED THIS WEEK ⚠️⚠️

linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

There are no alternatives, they have all been explored PLEASE HELP!

#KeepFolksAlive #MutualAid #MABoost #MutualAidRequest #Emergency

06.03.2026 17:02 👍 19 🔁 20 💬 8 📌 4

The tried this with Iraq and this is how it ended up:

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Another visit to The Amazing Museum and Zoo of Political Oddities.™️

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

i got "upgraded" to microsoft 365 at work from office 2019 which does nothing but make the ui drastically worse and shove ai garbage in my face everywhere

are we even pretending to care about productivity anymore or is that all a farce?

04.03.2026 21:48 👍 748 🔁 54 💬 49 📌 4
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 👍 2762 🔁 1515 💬 89 📌 382
04.03.2026 16:56 👍 786 🔁 90 💬 7 📌 0
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WATCH: “How is the Elon’s tunnel not costing taxpayers money when they’re spending $5 MILLION on a ‘Subterranean Authority’?”

Rep. @jrclemmons.bsky.social tells us claims about the Nashville tunnel from @GovBillLee @SenJohnson @MarshaBlackburn were always “LIES”

05.03.2026 22:07 👍 342 🔁 128 💬 9 📌 4
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Senate Thwarts Bid to Curb Trump’s War Powers on Iran

53-47 vote.

Just a reminder this was yesterday. Republicans + Fetterman gave Trump the green light to continue his war.

Now he openly said Cuba is next.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

05.03.2026 22:07 👍 422 🔁 147 💬 25 📌 4

First reported by @decaturish.bsky.social, GA State Sen. Elena Parent will not seek reelection.

In 2025, Parent, who represents one of the most progressive districts in the South, east of Atlanta, dared a trans parent to find someone to challenge her for reelection in a recorded anti-trans screed:

05.03.2026 22:03 👍 900 🔁 261 💬 43 📌 93

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

05.03.2026 18:56 👍 14725 🔁 2645 💬 305 📌 119
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House kills effort to release all congressional sexual misconduct and harassment reports Rep. Nancy Mace, R-S.C., had forced the vote in light of allegations that her Republican colleague Tony Gonzales of Texas sent sexual text messages to a subordinate.
05.03.2026 22:27 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Is It a Red Flag? Wuthering Heights Edition He lives with your family, and he’s sort of your brother. Not a red flag. Because he’s not your actual brother, and everyone has already met the p...

He digs up your grave.

Not a red flag. It used to be, if you liked someone, you would call them up, ask them out, and then head over to their final resting place to unearth them yourself. These days, most dates don’t even bring their own shovel.

28.02.2026 15:30 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2
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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

It appears we may have replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei

03.03.2026 23:32 👍 3784 🔁 967 💬 433 📌 676
Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

04.03.2026 00:09 👍 1888 🔁 818 💬 44 📌 86

A judge has ordered Dallas County polling places to stay open until 9pm CT for the *Democratic primary only.*

04.03.2026 00:04 👍 924 🔁 406 💬 30 📌 17

This is a lot easier to do in Blender

09.01.2026 04:13 👍 512 🔁 104 💬 2 📌 1