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18+ pls! She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit Icon by @keymonster.bsky.social

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Erika Kirk named Hillsdale College commencement speaker

Erika Kirk named Hillsdale College commencement speaker

Somebody has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

06.03.2026 23:34 👍 60 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 2

talk to your Tesla about this hot new viral self-harm trend today

05.03.2026 19:27 👍 198 🔁 28 💬 22 📌 2

keep that feeling alive.
help keep their power on.

$45.96CAD does this.
please.

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 3 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of two cats, Captain Jack and Jolene, sitting on a dark blue couch. Jack (a grey cat with black stripes and white fur on his chest and half his nose) is on the left, facing forward but looking down. Jolene (a grey cat with black stripes) is on the right, laying on a light grey blanket, hunkered down and looking towards the camera. A striped pillow is to her right.

A photo of two cats, Captain Jack and Jolene, sitting on a dark blue couch. Jack (a grey cat with black stripes and white fur on his chest and half his nose) is on the left, facing forward but looking down. Jolene (a grey cat with black stripes) is on the right, laying on a light grey blanket, hunkered down and looking towards the camera. A striped pillow is to her right.

Timeline cleanse

06.03.2026 23:40 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein. YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse

What, exactly, is Pam Bondi working so feverishly to cover up in the Epstein files? In remarks delivered on the floor of the Senate, Sen Sheldon Whitehouse does a remarkable job of unraveling what can be told at this point, while flagging key issues we need to pursue. The day's essential viewing.

06.03.2026 23:56 👍 138 🔁 62 💬 8 📌 5
Colorful text over a cartoon landscape reads: "Starbucks is the biggest violator of labor law in modern history." The scene is vibrant and playful.

Colorful text over a cartoon landscape reads: "Starbucks is the biggest violator of labor law in modern history." The scene is vibrant and playful.

Did You Know?…

Starbucks is the largest labor violator in modern history

therealnews.com/starbucks-is...

@sbworkersunited.org

06.03.2026 00:24 👍 478 🔁 244 💬 39 📌 6

something's very definitely going on at fox news HQ

07.03.2026 00:07 👍 414 🔁 69 💬 18 📌 1

Thanks for this space Juno 💜

I live in my car and just got it reinsured after months without it, and I need help making sure I keep it. I've had little progress on this goal and need help staying safe.

bsky.app/profile/alex...

06.03.2026 23:28 👍 9 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 2

This photo is of the cybertruck belonging to a dipshit lawmaker who gets away with criminal speeding just because he’s a lawmaker

06.03.2026 23:58 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

not long enough. make a 12 hour video, you coward.

07.03.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do not know, will never understand, what part of *DISABLED PPL HAVE TO EAT* ppl don't get. I know what the govt's about. It's called eugenics & it's evil. But regular ppl should know better.

Disabled Enby on SSI w/ disabled mom. 50 ppl $10 each.

Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026

06.03.2026 17:16 👍 7 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
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Measles is 'worse than expected' in Utah, officials say Measles patients in Utah are developing severe complications, health officials say, including potentially life-threatening anemia and liver inflammation.

For RFK Jr and his “measles isn’t serious” disciples:

“A number of them clearly said if they had known, they would have vaccinated themselves and their children against measles, but they didn’t realize how bad it was”.

06.03.2026 23:54 👍 296 🔁 124 💬 27 📌 9

god the positive energy in that room must've been immaculate, I would've felt like I could save the universe after experiencing that for the first time

06.03.2026 17:54 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s worth mentioning that this was made by six guys in their dorm room for a sci-fi convention, and all six of them (which includes the creator of Evangelion) would go on to define the anime industry for decades to come.

06.03.2026 16:10 👍 1358 🔁 474 💬 12 📌 4

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 2378 🔁 511 💬 6 📌 0
The US also has intelligence suggesting that China may be preparing to provide Iran with financial assistance, spare parts and missile components, three people familiar with the matter said, though Beijing has stayed out of the war up until now. China relies heavily on Iranian oil and has reportedly been pressuring Tehran ⁠to allow safe passage for vessels through the Strait of Hormuz.

The US also has intelligence suggesting that China may be preparing to provide Iran with financial assistance, spare parts and missile components, three people familiar with the matter said, though Beijing has stayed out of the war up until now. China relies heavily on Iranian oil and has reportedly been pressuring Tehran ⁠to allow safe passage for vessels through the Strait of Hormuz.

uh china is preparing to do what now edition.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...

06.03.2026 17:20 👍 349 🔁 62 💬 19 📌 31
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#RE9

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 1261 🔁 505 💬 6 📌 0

INBOX: @couriernewsroom.bsky.social is circulating a video of #TX23 Republican nominee Brandon Herrera showing off his "1939 edition" copy of Mein Kampf.

06.03.2026 17:16 👍 240 🔁 124 💬 10 📌 21

Since everyone enjoyed this so much, here are a couple more pictures of Opal the white raven

06.03.2026 17:13 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1
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Certain models of the 2003 Motorola MPx200 clamshell phone contained a ringtone that was blatantly just the "Fever" theme from Dr. Mario with different notes.

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 1653 🔁 429 💬 35 📌 29
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Target removes popular products from its shelves Target is going through a transformation in a bid to win back customers.

Yeah… yeah that should do it www.thestreet.com/retail/targe...

06.03.2026 17:14 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 4
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A judge finally called a newsroom raid what it is Seizures of journalists’ materials have the same impact as traditional prior restraints

The seizure of Washington Post reporter @hannahnatanson.bsky.social's devices likely killed far more stories than any court order ever could.

Judge Porter should've done more to punish prosecutors, but he was right to call the raid what it was — a prior restraint.

06.03.2026 17:25 👍 98 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 1
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Trump's "Golden Age of America."

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 1233 🔁 449 💬 60 📌 26
Tufted titmouse showing off his peanut

Tufted titmouse showing off his peanut

Everything sucks. Here's a bird with a peanut.

06.03.2026 16:26 👍 369 🔁 55 💬 5 📌 3
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 👍 4830 🔁 1761 💬 64 📌 133

sorry, reading comprehension was removed from the curriculum by the board for "woke," now shove the little green man in the laundry basket

06.03.2026 17:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Graphic of a rainbow cartoon cat looking angry and holding a big kitchen carver, says 'Responding with anger to unmet survival needs is NOT 'choosing violence' - meds & hygiene, shelter, food, bills & basics, ANYTHING helps' you are directed to support at linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

Graphic of a rainbow cartoon cat looking angry and holding a big kitchen carver, says 'Responding with anger to unmet survival needs is NOT 'choosing violence' - meds & hygiene, shelter, food, bills & basics, ANYTHING helps' you are directed to support at linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

📢🚨 90 MINUTES TO DEADLINE 156 X 10 NEEDED TO KEEP BRITT SHELTERED THIS WEEK ⚠️⚠️

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There are no alternatives, they have all been explored PLEASE HELP!

#KeepFolksAlive #MutualAid #MABoost #MutualAidRequest #Emergency

06.03.2026 17:02 👍 20 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 4

The tried this with Iraq and this is how it ended up:

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Another visit to The Amazing Museum and Zoo of Political Oddities.™️

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0