Keely Briar

When Xbox 360 is a retro system tho

Me when people call stuff from 2008 'vintage'

And that they were shaped like stealth bombers or some desert storm era shit

Facebook-pilled elder millenials and gen-xers will be like "look what they took from us" and then post a picture of some obscure, discontinued gummi fruit snack that had 90 different types of carcinogens in it.

Gotta enjoy it before ww3

They let me out before dark

Views on my 16 mile run 🌴🌴☀️🌊

That's how I live my life

No complaints. 10/10 views during my 10 mile run.

This store really understands me

😭

Thats me

I think we can fit more

Me and whom?

Its always been sold as an all natural supplement in the US before they started being allowed to call it a sugar substitute due to litigation by sacchrine and aspartame makers

Finally getting my star 🌟

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You better fucking believe I'm spiraling

Phew thats what I thought

They are just describing this house

The bathroom in my house came with carpeted bathroom floors up to the toilet, and a crapper phone

I remember most of the main plots, if there are any filler details that pop up later ill be lost

I was reading Hunter S Thompson and the Outlander series. Among other things.

I am on book 8 which i put down 3 years ago. I need to finish

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Uhhhahhjmmmmm

I know

I am always down for a challenge

Nums

Conversing and touching shag