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Now I know your lyin. Because your ass is a dog!

ok i got it under control

i fucked up and got too high to navigate proxmox ve

i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth

Holy fuck this is how they report "Senator breaks veteran's arm"

let eat

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

"look like what?"

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

ah shit you're right

...huh

is there some kind of tumor or disease that makes you suddenly start accidentally biting your tongue/lip more. am i dying or just stupid

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nobody likes you guys except bloodless ancient freaks in $8000 suits. like the people for whom the villains are metaphors in young adult novels, those guys are the ones who like you. everyone else hates your ass

It was funny to see, I don't even remember which US newspaper it was anymore, but an obit of Ali Khamenei said something to the effect of "he lived a paranoid life in which he believed the US and Israel were out to kill him, which eventually happened"

This is a reference to that guy who made a typo that said "ralking" the other day not anything racist. Reread it just now and forgot what I was talking about for a sec

I'm not sure if this is a really dry joke or not but yes he had a massive stroke lol

Passion pit voice I talk a ralk

Always fun to be in the period where Trump says "Kristi was great" and Noem says "Thank you Pres. Trump for great work together" when we all know in less than three days he'll be like "That horrible hag woman. I never even knew her. But I have approved drone strikes on her house. A stupid person."

He smells the blood of an Englishman

Hey everyone, just an fyi, I am on their side on this one too. Anyway I gotta go to the Enormous Jean Shorts Store that day so I will actually miss the vote but you know in theory I support him. Well, see ya

Yeah like I said he sucks but frankly I give a lot less of a shit about Ronald Reagan Day than his comments about trans people and his platforming alt right creeps. It's not even worth bringing up, in my opinion, when you could just post this www.google.com/amp/s/abc7ne... or 20 others like it

I hate Gavin Newsome as much as the most stringent Newsome hater but this is as much on the legislature as him: state law requires the governor to make that proclamation every year

Well it's also a war of aggression which is illegal under international law but the USA and Israel are effectively exempt from that

So no you can't

Can you please provide a source for your claim that millennials are more likely to buy a car with an alarm? Or literally any of your claims?

annoying post

yeah plus i don't know if you've called the cops recently but the thief will not still be there when they show up, if they do

i mean most modern cars also have immobilizers right? and honestly what are people supposed to do if they hear a car alarm? run out and confront a burglar? i mean come on