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Do you ever just do things in completely the wrong order? Why do I immediately start packing my bag for work after getting out the shower, why don't I put clothes on.

Putting a 10 year old on tv to talk about his friend being shot at school is a different level of diabolical.

Linoleum?? In 2025?? You gave up on hardwood—the floor of kings—for a plastic lie that peels like your bad decisions. “It’s easy to clean” so is wood if you’re not a goblin. That squishy sound in your kitchen? That’s your dignity dying. Respect the tree. Respect the floor. Touch grass.

PRIDE KITTIES HEART!!

The only ones left to make are the intersex kitties!

shoots you 3 times

A platter of chicken street tacos and vegetables with one on a plate, and a bottle of orange soda

I'm celebrating Flag Day and the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary with the most perfect meal for today: Chicken tacos and orange soda with no ice. 😃

Wife and I spent about 5 minutes laughing at Wario's bbl

this is literally how i operate on bsky

Fluffy tan-colored nebula clouds, with rust-colored highlights, surround a black central area. Within that area, the focal point of the image is one large yellow star with eight long thin points. To the right of this star is a bright star cluster in an oval shape. The stars within the cluster look like tiny pale blue sparkles. The cluster is more densely packed at its core and scatters outward. Towards the bottom of the image, multiple arms appear to spiral out of a cloudy tan knob. Taken together, the structures resemble a spider or a squid. Other blue and yellow eight-pointed stars, as well as distant galaxies, are dotted throughout the image.

head empty no thoughts just the jwst tarantula nebula picture ✨

i think

The most important thing you need for travelling... A Cinnamoroll luggage tag 💫

The most important thing you need for travelling...

A Cinnamoroll luggage tag 💫

What's with the negative association with spironolactone's taste? I think they taste nice.
Tgirl mints

Short comic strip with a caption that says “listen to your heart”. The character in the comic opens a small door on their chest, revealing their heart. The heart says “let’s play Dragon Quest all day”.

Three-day weekend and zero plans. What should I do? 🤔

Me grabbing a blåhaj by it's tail and pulling it out the pile like a long sword, just so I can hit you on the head with it.

$9.00 gets you a 580 cal pretzel
1300 yen gets you a salmon dinner
This truly is hell

An overly pink workspace with a fork in a spring loaded cake pan. A cheesecake is in the middle missing a bite

I love working from home

A screenshot showing a general admission for Outbreak London by night staring Andy Morin, Femtanyl, Kumo 99 and LustSickPuppy

Forgot people use bsky to also share what they are doing, not just lurk daily... Should post more often (or at all).
Got tickets to an after party on the 13th of June, gonna be great 🔥💯

orange cat attacking my bathrobe

orange cat attacking my bathrobe

LMFAO sir. that is my bathrobe

The stars

your birthday month = your poorly drawn sea creature 🪼✨

What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape. Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar

What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape.

Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar

No pressure

tomorrow's my bday and as such kitsune tails in 25% off only on itch itch.io/s/152818/kit...

not only that but if you pay a single extra dollar for the bundle you also get the prequel, kitsune zero!

this is not an exaggeration

was gonna go out and post up at the bar, but ended up playing bg3 at home instead lol