a good Italian gravy is just ketchup with basil, right?
a good Italian gravy is just ketchup with basil, right?
I've unsuccessfully made cacio e pepe 3 times now.
One day I'll get it
Trying to level up on the real path of exile: getting deported bc of your feud with the president
We all know there’s only one hurricane season, and it’s Mardi Gras www.neworleans.com/drink/cockta...
Wooooooo!
(lol)
Murder island is where burger island meat comes from
Shout out to the neighbor I share a wall with for having what sounds like a rave at 3pm on a Monday. Honestly impressed
“I mean I’m mostly a comedian”
The Rehearsal is incredible… I can’t believe the second season was better than the first
I miss them mostly bc they kept me in touch with what was cool and also the news lol
Dye them pink and make them… krangs
uWuuups we lost a chemical weapon
There’s a certain joy I get from introducing friends to Taskmaster
New @craigmod.com book day!
My solution for this is not going to parties lol
Sour-cré bleu that looks good
I’ve rarely been more jealous
Perfect
Ooh recipe? I’ve made similar but on rye bread as a Smørrebrød
Parasite eve rules if you haven’t played it
Tim Key: very funny man
“Gotta go wedge”
Took tomorrow off from work to recover from a wedding by going on a long solo bike ride
Brought to you by trying to find a place to hire a cab in the desert
Vons score: two plastic wine glasses that read “happy July 4th” and “hooray for USA”
Putting a bunch of trump stickers on your cab is… a choice
Every time I think you’ve entered your final form you upgrade again
Like girl, what sacraments are y’all into? Credo? Weak shit
Met a _maybe_ lez couple at the bar tonight who mentioned going to one of these churches, and I kept thinking “hope you get out alright”
Man, as a lady raised Christian, but now very much not, if you have a church website without doctrinal statements… that’s a huge creepy red flag
Flashbacks to hipsters at a Samamidon concert for me