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a good Italian gravy is just ketchup with basil, right?

28.02.2026 06:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've unsuccessfully made cacio e pepe 3 times now.
One day I'll get it

05.06.2025 22:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to level up on the real path of exile: getting deported bc of your feud with the president

05.06.2025 22:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Orleans Signature Drink Recipe: Hurricane - New Orleans & Company A French Quarter classic that is sure to satisfy, a Hurricane is the perfect drink for a day in New Orleans. Learn to make your own with New Orleans & Company.

We all know there’s only one hurricane season, and it’s Mardi Gras www.neworleans.com/drink/cockta...
Wooooooo!
(lol)

03.06.2025 03:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Murder island is where burger island meat comes from

28.05.2025 19:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shout out to the neighbor I share a wall with for having what sounds like a rave at 3pm on a Monday. Honestly impressed

26.05.2025 21:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I mean I’m mostly a comedian”

26.05.2025 06:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Rehearsal is incredible… I can’t believe the second season was better than the first

26.05.2025 06:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss them mostly bc they kept me in touch with what was cool and also the news lol

26.05.2025 04:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dye them pink and make them… krangs

24.05.2025 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

uWuuups we lost a chemical weapon

22.05.2025 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a certain joy I get from introducing friends to Taskmaster

22.05.2025 23:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New @craigmod.com book day!

22.05.2025 21:11 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

My solution for this is not going to parties lol

18.05.2025 07:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sour-cré bleu that looks good

18.05.2025 03:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve rarely been more jealous

17.05.2025 21:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect

14.05.2025 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh recipe? I’ve made similar but on rye bread as a Smørrebrød

13.05.2025 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Parasite eve rules if you haven’t played it

10.05.2025 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tim Key: very funny man

06.05.2025 05:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Gotta go wedge”

06.05.2025 04:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Took tomorrow off from work to recover from a wedding by going on a long solo bike ride

05.05.2025 07:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brought to you by trying to find a place to hire a cab in the desert

04.05.2025 07:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Vons score: two plastic wine glasses that read “happy July 4th” and “hooray for USA”

04.05.2025 07:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Putting a bunch of trump stickers on your cab is… a choice

03.05.2025 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time I think you’ve entered your final form you upgrade again

02.05.2025 03:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like girl, what sacraments are y’all into? Credo? Weak shit

26.04.2025 03:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Met a _maybe_ lez couple at the bar tonight who mentioned going to one of these churches, and I kept thinking “hope you get out alright”

26.04.2025 02:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man, as a lady raised Christian, but now very much not, if you have a church website without doctrinal statements… that’s a huge creepy red flag

26.04.2025 02:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Flashbacks to hipsters at a Samamidon concert for me

24.04.2025 05:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0