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@lys.zone

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Gordon Ramsay looking very Gordon Ramsay at the OKC Golden State basketball game

Gordon Ramsay looking very Gordon Ramsay at the OKC Golden State basketball game

Nice of Gordon Ramsay to be so Gordon Ramsay at the OKC game

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5
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Dude

07.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Biffo admires his physique in the bathroom mirror.

Biffo admires his physique in the bathroom mirror.

Beano #437, December 2, 1950

07.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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live kobold reaction

05.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 3275 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5
a cropped pokemon go phone notification that says
"НурnΠΎ?
Complete yo
Research tas"

a cropped pokemon go phone notification that says "НурnΠΎ? Complete yo Research tas"

not right now pokemon go i'm in public

07.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The AAA space is what I call wherever I am when I have a meltdown

07.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A dark gray and gold robot reclines on an extravagant chaise lounge with his chit and suit jacket opened to reveal his chest. He's one arm wrapped around a cello neck while the other holds a bow that rests on his shoulder. Behind him is a gold-inlaid carving of an owl among branches.

A dark gray and gold robot reclines on an extravagant chaise lounge with his chit and suit jacket opened to reveal his chest. He's one arm wrapped around a cello neck while the other holds a bow that rests on his shoulder. Behind him is a gold-inlaid carving of an owl among branches.

Did you need something...?

#smyc

27.02.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2625 πŸ” 727 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm glad my local area has a bit of investment and a new coat of paint. But, for better and worse, the people there are still the same.

07.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hit da bricks on Ireland yesterday

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Eitoli

#art #furry #commission #avali

07.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 915 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
@NYCSamKay

Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown."

(Video still cc: β€œmeth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: β€œmeth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1334 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 121
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."

06.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 6181 πŸ” 2151 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 12

Why would you do that to Fred Durst

07.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they always call it β€œpain at the pump” when gas prices go up but they never call it β€œpleasure at the pump” when they go down

30.09.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spinning

26.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 789 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

this was an idle joke a year ago but what with current events and so on i think there is now a legitimate chance that by the time this game releases whatever world it is satirizing will be so dead its genre might as well be fantasy

07.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

me: it's finally complete, my magnum opus, a robot built out of my own likeness
Maki-Bot 3000: BEEP BOOP πŸ€– KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE IN DA WHOLE UNIVERSE
me: gonna have to reporgam you actually, shouldn't be saying beep boop at the start of the sentences like that

07.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s def not him

07.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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Chains and all ⛓️

Commission for @peppermintrer.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 503 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Chilled and watched a bunch of One Piece. Have to be up in six hours so rip me.

06.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital illustration of an anthro blue merle border collie looking up with his tongue out and a red and blue pill on it. He has a determined expression. The illustration is split between blue on the left and red on the right with miss-matched red and blue waves.

A digital illustration of an anthro blue merle border collie looking up with his tongue out and a red and blue pill on it. He has a determined expression. The illustration is split between blue on the left and red on the right with miss-matched red and blue waves.

GOOD FOR HEALTH, BAD FOR EDUCATION πŸ’Š
for @tripecollie.bsky.social
[ #LabRatArt #furry #furrryart ]

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1143 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fletcher Hanks @comicexplosions.bsky.social

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
three icon boxes, each with a picture and text

#1 drawing: green cat crying
#1 text: 
UH OH! 
You are: SAD
Better drink some soda before you cry!

#2 drawing: digital alarm clock reading 4:59
#2 text: WATCH OUT!
You have 5 minutes to clear your browser history before Dad comes home!

#3 drawing: closeup of Sonic the Hedgehog’s intense stare
#3 text: OOPS!
You spent all of lunch talking about Sonic. again.

three icon boxes, each with a picture and text #1 drawing: green cat crying #1 text: UH OH! You are: SAD Better drink some soda before you cry! #2 drawing: digital alarm clock reading 4:59 #2 text: WATCH OUT! You have 5 minutes to clear your browser history before Dad comes home! #3 drawing: closeup of Sonic the Hedgehog’s intense stare #3 text: OOPS! You spent all of lunch talking about Sonic. again.

when i was a kid, i’d make sense of the world by imagining UI status alerts in my peripheral vision. they looked kinda like this.

29.01.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TIL THE HABITAT HUMID

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably one of my favorite NMH-related gags.

06.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 14

Went to my old LGBT group for a few hours. Currently in a bowling alley, drinking.

Waiting for someone to wake up

05.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sadness

Sadness

Oh snap it’s that day again

05.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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05.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1591 πŸ” 449 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing

2026: β€œCEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers

05.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 605 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1