GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
02.10.2025 22:04
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Jon Hamm, surely.
29.04.2025 19:55
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You know some exec is reading that thinking, “Well, I think I’ve found the new meme-filled film those Minecraft asshats will throw their popcorn at.”
29.04.2025 19:53
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I'll give it another few weeks.
22.04.2025 10:24
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When you’re waiting for news on a project, what’s the cut-off point? I'm still hoping for an update from this exec who last emailed in 2014 saying, “we should have some exciting news on the project next week."
22.04.2025 08:06
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Wow. Thanks so much for taking the time to message. Really appreciate it. Hope you enjoy the rest of the season.
22.04.2025 07:58
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That is a win. I cut five pages of this script by removing all the transitions and extra space before the scene headings. Producer signed off on the changes, sent it to production who reformatted script and put them all back in. Everyone wins.
01.04.2025 11:02
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Producer: Wow, you are FAST! Thought it would take you days to cut the ten pages, but you've done it in five minut- Hold on, have you just changed the font to Courier 6-point?
Me: Yup.
01.04.2025 10:57
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Still think of that time I was pitching an idea and they asked how I approach a first draft and I said I do the page numbers first, then go back and add in the text, and they made a note and carried on with the meeting.
29.03.2025 12:28
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Hey, Eddie! It’s like you’re reading over my shoulder.
26.03.2025 16:49
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First draft script is done, as long as I ignore scenes where the dialogue runs like this:
JOE: insert joke here
DEBBIE: responds
JOE: discovers truth, sets up scene 34.
26.03.2025 16:46
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Hello! Ah, there’s no escape. I’d describe this season as “haunting”.
26.03.2025 16:34
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I don’t think AI is as advanced as everyone makes out. Apple Mail just asked if I wanted to follow-up on an email I sent to myself.
25.03.2025 17:23
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Cleaner | Official Trailer | Starring Daisy Ridley, Clive Owen & Taz Skylar
YouTube video by Sky Cinema
And here's the UK trailer - so much fun on this with some lovely, hugely talented people. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KIO...
12.12.2024 15:21
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It’s painful to watch right now but the worst move would be to lose Ange. Levy and the board need to back his rebuild, buy the players he wants, improve squad depth. A new manager isn’t the answer.
08.12.2024 18:57
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I’m only following you for the beauty tutorials. When do they start?
30.11.2024 11:18
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You can usually instinctively tell if a pitch meeting has gone well. This week I had one which ended with the exec saying, “Thanks for coming in, Giles.”
30.11.2024 11:16
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Excited for this. Looking forward to telling the stranger in the cinema seat beside me that my mate wrote it.
30.11.2024 11:11
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If AI was good for writers, the Apples, Metas and Amazons wouldn’t be sneaking it in through the back door on their apps, platforms and OSes. #ResistAI #writing #screenwriting #authors #writers
30.11.2024 11:10
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Screenshot of Mac settings for how to turn off auto-on AI settings.
If you want to disable it, go to privacy and security in your settings and turn off Apple Intelligence Report
Hey Mac users! Anyone running OS Sequoia—the latest update includes Apple Intelligence, an integrated AI that skims your writing.
If you want to disable it, go to privacy and security in your settings and turn off Apple Intelligence Report (pictured below)
#AntiAI
20.11.2024 13:55
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Might try different fonts next.
21.11.2024 15:26
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If I was a betting man, I’d be as comfortable betting on a 3:0 loss as the over way round. Inconsistency is our brand this season. Maddening.
21.11.2024 15:13
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Well, realistically we’ll be battered but we’re on a WLWLWL streak. Losing to Ipswich at home and winning away at City is what we do.
21.11.2024 14:56
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Thanks, Lynn! Really chuffed you enjoyed it. Hopefully many more to come. 🤞
21.11.2024 13:01
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Thanks, Angela! Good to reconnect on here.
20.11.2024 16:56
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Exactly what I was looking for. Thanks!
19.11.2024 12:44
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The other 2% of writing a pitch document is trying to decide between “but” and “and then”.
#writing
17.11.2024 11:43
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