potion of

teal hardshell, purple ribbon. i doubt there's anything for me in there but that's none of my business

i sure hope it does

now watch this drive

please stand if you have ever been misled. now remain standing if you have ever been bamboozled

this meeting could have been epic

nice to meet one of your preultimate forms

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. anyone said this shit

was about to post this

i think people at the airport should have even more concerning coughs

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Ok buddy but how do you know what a stuck pig squeals like ? Mr pig sticker over here. Now help me out of this spike trap

this enchanted forest is deadass haunted

manary in the freaky ass hybrid mine

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(office meeting where we're all looking at a cartoon printout of a donkey): let's put a pin in this for now

Square pizzas should be the standard. Square drinks and sides too. "Give me 17 square inches of dinner," you could say

i don’t believe anything i read because consciousness is impossible

birds are such fascinating creatures. they can fly and sing, all the things humans dream of. they can even eat worms

Tine to become wise

a ship in a long line of bottles

a line may flex as its surrounds dictate

goes back generations

this coffee is one in a long line of coffees

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

*me emerging from the mud bloodied and battered*

"now i know my abc's"

noted

(after commanding my army to start several devastating wars): now do a silly one

it has to be done

in mere moments i will be eating what can only be described as 'dinner'