PolarBear

Gas buddy price chart showing US oil prices and the US average price of unleaded rising tremendously in the last two weeks.

Are we getting great again, or what? Just look at these greatness levels skyrocketing!

I'm not. You, however.... Will just have to fit in my suitcase.

Hell I'd be perfectly happy with Canada.

Colorado, Oregon, and Washington are entirely vote by mail states, and have the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th highest voter turnout rates.

This proves voting by mail works, and explains why the GOP is so goddamned afraid of it.

I just came for the coffee and eggs. Stayed for the titties.

No longer? They never did.

Offer teachers more money to do their jobs? Pshhaw, we'll just lower the educational requirements.

You're posting on the anti-X platform that you can't access your X account. What reaction did you expect?

Like a Ford employee complaining that his Chevy won't start....

Same with my 2013 Civic hybrid.

I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson, I am four eels... In a trench coat. I know, your daughter was shocked, too.

In 2 feet of snow.

Sooooooo Elon Musk is being sanctioned in France for election fraud and you STILL think Trump won 🤔 Ohhhhh ok

I always mute the voice chat on CoD. If I wanted to hear bitches whine, I'd talk to my exes.

"No sir, I don't like it."

-Mr. Horse

My mother and my children's grandmother are two entirely different people.

That's what I did.... n't do, I don't know what you're talking about.

The toothpick is the dildo of oral hygiene.

Great color. But stepsides are 🤮

Americans need to get over their obsession with displacement.

It's like they were projecting like the narcissists they are.

The way he covers for Trump and the fact that he shares his porn browsing habits with his son, SCREAMS pedophile. Who enlists their CHILD to police their porn habits?

It's usually other people that get you sick, so that makes sense.

What happened? Who hurt you? I will hunt them down....

March is easy. She comes sooner than all the other months. Hugs sis, we'll get through this.

Couples therapy? I mean yeah, we've had sex with Taylor Tomlinson on in the background.

Why don't you have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up?

Check Costco. They sell several complete systems.

I never make the same mistake twice. I do, however, make tons of new mistakes.

There should be a YouTube tutorial on the proper usage of "cunt."