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13.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz with the silhouette of the guy who got trapped in Nutty Putty Cave photoshopped into it.

A satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz with the silhouette of the guy who got trapped in Nutty Putty Cave photoshopped into it.

12.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 1576 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9
11.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Babylon 5 for the first time in over 30 years. I didn’t remember the acting being so hammy.

11.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FIFA's first ever Peace Prize winner has become the first person to bomb a country out of participating in the FIFA World Cup.

11.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

"I didn't know"

11.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Three things he only cares about:
Licensing
Money
Corporate gesturing

09.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finished Star Trek Discovery S5 today and also watched Section 31. Lots of choices were made. None in terms of decent writing.

09.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A wonderful gem of a game!

08.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And a third job application has hit.

08.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Second job application done.

08.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww

07.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You from a different decade.

Me in the early 90s.

07.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I had forgotten he’d taken the terf pill and then spiralled.

07.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent the morning doing a bit of a scrambled job application (as it has closed on some job sites but not others). Thinking that it may mean I have no chance in hell, but, well....

07.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ty!

06.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decided that it's time I actually did get a job, and that procrastinating from fear of a career change can't go on. So Freelancing it is, whilst I get my shit together*

*find my confidence again

06.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every time an irish person moves to england, the gods flip a coin

05.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThere’s an old Vulcan proverb. Only Nixon can go to Primark.”

Every time they say β€œprimarch” πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gave a speech he hadn't read, sends letters he doesn't read, hires people he believes despite a history of lying. Keir Starmer's entire defence since he got in to power is 'I'm shit at everything, it's not my fault'

03.03.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

It took months of national and international debate, diplomacy, parliamentary scrutiny and public protest before Blair managed to involve the UK in an illegal war.

Starmer has done it within a single news cycle.

That's just how supine he is to Trump.

01.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Every single person involved in bombing a girl's school in Iran, killing 51 and wounding even more, would tell you, if asked, they are protectors of women and girls.

Evey single one of them.

28.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 330 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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Look at him

27.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lucy Powell rn

27.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Goodwin should change his name to Badloser *gets coat*

27.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Corbyn want to be leader again? He’s still not listed on the parliament website as a member of the party he’s leading πŸ˜‚

27.02.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gorton & Denton by-election, 2026
Source: Britain Elects
SIAIS r EFTIES
Green GAIN from Labour
40.7
28.7
25.4
1.9
1.8
Grn
427.5
Ref
414.6
Lab
725.4
Con
76.0
Lib
72.0
1.4
Oth
78.9

Gorton & Denton by-election, 2026 Source: Britain Elects SIAIS r EFTIES Green GAIN from Labour 40.7 28.7 25.4 1.9 1.8 Grn 427.5 Ref 414.6 Lab 725.4 Con 76.0 Lib 72.0 1.4 Oth 78.9

Starmer:

β€œIf you don’t like our policies you can leave.”

Voters:

27.02.2026 06:52 πŸ‘ 1927 πŸ” 540 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 41
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Starmer today

27.02.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
INTRODUCING! 

Hannah Spencer 

The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON 

Green Party 

Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

INTRODUCING! Hannah Spencer The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP πŸ’š

27.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 4459 πŸ” 1033 πŸ’¬ 183 πŸ“Œ 340