Media asking a guy who doesn’t even know what a Gantt chart is to give them a realistic timetable
05.03.2026 23:36
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Or at least repost him
05.03.2026 19:32
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this is a test of your mute function
05.03.2026 05:15
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Back@ya
05.03.2026 05:22
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Prostitution implies the existence of Amateurstitution
05.03.2026 00:16
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Got a Brooklyn Bridge I could buy?
03.03.2026 22:42
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waiting for the ‘Facelift Fascism’ era to stop trending
03.03.2026 22:41
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If the government builds a bunch of new shit
“Without your tax money”, but with private donors
But those donors got that money by raising their prices on consumers
Isn’t that just a tax?
A pass-through from your wallet to the same people?
03.03.2026 22:39
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.. her sister aint too bad either doe
03.03.2026 21:59
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Sometimes you have to be the bitch.
05.02.2026 16:19
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New doctor: "Do you still have a uterus?"
Me: "Yes. Do you want it?"
06.02.2026 01:48
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Dream about giving them nightmares
02.03.2026 04:12
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Try our stool samples..bar equipment store.
03.03.2026 06:50
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Funny how life has its way of making room for something new
01.03.2026 16:50
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Guess I have to stop calling my vagina “epic fury” now :((((
02.03.2026 04:15
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World Weird III keeps getting weirder
02.03.2026 03:52
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Gotta screen out the weak willed folks somehow
02.03.2026 02:53
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omg I noticed you didn’t like my cat pic, why do you hate my cat you monster
01.03.2026 03:22
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Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?
01.03.2026 02:27
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CRISPR = Gene Hackman
01.03.2026 11:44
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The state of deez nuts, amiright.
25.02.2026 01:40
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You know, I have always considered myself an angry person, so I'm really feeling like this is my time to shine.
28.02.2026 19:03
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You gotta fight for your right to party.*
*not eat vegetables
28.02.2026 22:41
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Death by 1000 cuts
But with this inflation it’s really only about the same as 100 cuts
28.02.2026 18:44
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the fifa peace prize used to mean something
28.02.2026 18:19
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Hellllllllll yeah
28.02.2026 18:40
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Sipping your own blood heals you,
so just prick your finger and get a few drops any time you need to
27.02.2026 20:47
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You only get one shot
27.02.2026 01:45
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if you’re also in Great Britain you’re an Edge Lord
27.02.2026 01:18
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