My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. ๐จ๐ฆ
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full of silliness & disappointment
lost in reverie ๐๐๐ค
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Strong female protagonist โ #horror maven โ investigator of the #paranormal โ recovering YouTuber โ perpetrator of shenanigans โ a poke in the third eye ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ
writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, ๐-your Bluesky Mom
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Cynthia White, Phd. #bloggessfam #DisabilityAdvocate #ChronicFatigue. Left Democrat. Retired professor (sociology and statistics). Poetry, gardening, reading, sarcasm, puns. She/her. Cis-hetero. LGBTQ+ ally. Madison, WI. Instagram: lattesdotter11.
Jaded horny spinster. I donโt do drugs.
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public journal for my future employers
#auspol
Follow the money for our political parties๐
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pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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best Me
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SJSU MLIS '27. Texan in San Diego since 2001. Neurodivergent. Enby (she/they).
Oh, and I write.
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Hairdresser & Mental Health advocate. Donโt DM me your dick. #LGBTQ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Progressive, atheist, Gen-X, music, science, MST3K, lgbtq ally.
Arizona ๐ฅ
I am the one who remains calm in a crisis.
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:belajgahhuxxsl3qh73mzc3c/feed/aaad45pz4wq6q
My words are brushstrokes for the soul.
I write to create shelter, stir truth, and wake whatโs been sleeping inside me. ๐ฑ
Artist | Poet | Mental Health & Disability Advocate | Songwriter | Fitness | Anime & Fantasy Lover
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
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AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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I tend to skeet about (horror) movies, Chicago sports, wrestling, video games, and general shitposting from time to time.
I often write bizarrely erotic Letterboxd reviews.
Cis female. She/her
https://letterboxd.com/mollymollzbsky/
Beautiful design must always have heart โค๏ธ #Art #Music #GrantingWishes Vive la non-compliance
Some guy from Ohio
The skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6qphls4tfpdcsb6jktkygrr/feed/aaabh6o4affwe
Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
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Liam Neesonโs Stunt double
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ghry4q4sj2deq6ltvvauubvb/feed/aaal3juc4h54i
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Gennybeans are better than jellybeans, Iโll accept no arguments.
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. Iโm a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illinโ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Bi+ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble ๐ซก
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head ๐ค๐ป
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
My dumb stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Give me time to figure this shit out.
I'm old and busy.
My sweet nastiness will find its way here...
mix of murdery monkey and defcon dragon
sweet & sour skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mgf4y7nzwjhbanyyfqze5qxg/feed/aaaciqfsyjkbm
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
I'm that friend who manages to make normal conversations dirty. ๐ฆ๐บ
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ia3ihnrxbmu667nih6kxkfrn/feed/aaaifrfktaovq
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying โwee beastieโ
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
resident pantologist
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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
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Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
๐ Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
โจDelete your handler
โฌ๏ธMIND MORSELS โฌ๏ธ
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only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun ๐ฉท
๐ถ๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Twitter survivor. Followed by Mark Hamill over there. Middle school teacher. Proud mom of 2 badass daughters. Lifetime Oregonian and proud Democrat. #Resister #womensrights #prochoice
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Spirit Bear Whisperer
Mum of 4, loving life in beautiful B.C.
๐จ๐ฆ Artist, anti-corruption, hoping for a unified collective to challenge the rapidly shifting reality within which we all depend, as we slip deeper and deeper into an absolute tech dystopia, toxicological nightmare, and ecological catastrophe. 33. A mom. ๐ฑ๐
A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. Iโm a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
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My art: lockwilford.com
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place ๐ฆ I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Internet Debris: https://linktr.ee/Packet_pusher
๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ free association โด worth ever penny
find the hidden gems!
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and here are the posts people apparently liked more:
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Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
"annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro
polished turds:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm
County Galway ๐ฎ๐ช
3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine โก๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
shitpostmaster general
tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
INFJ ~ Life path 33 โค๏ธ
โ๏ธโ๐โโฌ๏ธโ 777 333 888 โจ
https://X.com/_Pammy_DS_
pammyds.website
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkkepgse5pejkhkrvstzeyji/feed/aaadyurnb44ls
Scotland ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟโค๏ธ
Childless pug lady, Liberal AF, zero social skills.
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy!
(actually my therapist said my life is just sad)
May Gary Busey bless and keep you๐๐ผ
Football dork๐, music guru/singer๐ถ, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet๐ช,
157IQ idiot, comic๐๏ธ, tequilas...
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
But the cat came back
It just couldnโt stay away, away, away
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
I like love corned beef hash
โฌ๏ธIf you wannaโฌ๏ธ
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
Iโm not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
limbs, tongue, mind ensnared
the way ahead barred by what?
me and only me
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swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text โ
politics ๐ซ
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
๐ Happily married ๐ฝ Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina ๐ Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a ๐ฝ Mainer ๐
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