So many people unfollow me when I say gross sex stuff like they forget this is the internet and that’s basically its entire purpose.
06.03.2026 04:14
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So many people unfollow me when I say gross sex stuff like they forget this is the internet and that’s basically its entire purpose.
If semen contained collagen I would already be the bukkake queen.
Gimme some of that pound cake <food sext>
Whenever spring is in the air, so are my legs.
🫂🤍🫂
😏😄
The horrors persist and I'm just gonna lounge around shirtless about it
The homie who says "nice dick bro" at the urinal
You’re on fire today 😄
Living on the edge 😎
😅 it definitely takes the sads away
people will block me for no reason but i love to give them one anyway
i hate that i’m old enough to make joint jokes that aren’t about weed
Maybe I’m not stalking you maybe you just post a lot.
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Thanks! 😉
🤝🏻
cuddles aren't enough, I need to be completely smooshed
popping a little blue pill to walk around walmart in gray sweatpants as a bit
captain anxious and the anxieteers
Still waiting on a motherfucker to tell me how to get to Sesame Street.
if you ask me, it all went downhill after white boys stopped playing that funky music
Not husband material, more like decision you regret the next day material.
Not wife material, more like side piece material.
that one move where you flip the hacky sack from one foot to the other with that crazy leg dance? that makes all the panties drop
You are a true American hero 🫡
there was stiff competition between them and the hacky sackers
Some people are just meant to find each other, and someday, somewhere, somehow they always do. Slipping into each other’s lives so naturally, making both hearts so happy. ❤️
it’s none of my business what any of my posts mean
