a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈
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it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
Temporary resident of planet Earth. Likes Movies, Music, Trivia, camping and the beach. Trying to save the world one smile at a time
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Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊
#NotMyPresident
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed- not necessarily in that order. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
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I delete and rejoin, it’s my thing. Just here for fun and the dopamine 😉
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
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Marine vet. Firefighter. Disaster worker. Writer. Trans refugee from Squidbillystan.
Transbian. Coffee snob. Black cat lover. Butlerian Mujahid.
Not liberal. SOCIALIST. If you don't know the difference, you're part of the problem.
Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
*(famous). connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
an attic full of broken toys
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Annoyed middle aged woman living on The Cape.
Pro-Marmite.
Have a Potato.
Doing my bit keeping up 🇬🇧🇺🇲 Relations.
old af
Scranton, PA
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Greatest hits:
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30s || INFJ || Queer || The Woods
She/Her || Just A Girl ✨
˖ shitpost memes & sharing my thoughts ˖
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade ☭
alt text or die
YNWA
pfp: woman w/fire
banner: orange paisley
Hey she/her trans Irish, autistic like joking around but be nice 18 plus account, left that other site cause it turned to poop, so trying this one out, word, like to shitpost, content creator (unemployed)
A psychopath once destroyed me; I put my pieces back together differently. New and improved with PTSD-enhanced Autism. PNW transplant to the Scruffy City.
Level 42. Polyamorous AF. Athiest. Ally. Leftist. Fuck Trump.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏿⚛️♾️🇨🇦
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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middle age they/them queer in philly
they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month 🎉🥺
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Stay hydrated.
15-time Winner of the Internet.
Cat Dad.
Attorney.
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
100% not in the Epstein Files
There's a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it's alright, baby, it's alright
🏳️🌈
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
Pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid
Banner: cutesy font saying mistress caution from the poketopia generator
she/her
My teen says I'm a theologist.
Sharing smiles
free to steal!
https://www.threads.net/@docatcdi
https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI
https://twitter.com/DocAtCDI
https://www.facebook.com/DocCyber
https://www.patreon.com/c/DocAtCDI
PG in the daylight discretion after dark
“Writer.” Professional cynic.
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"Posts" are solely the reflection of the profile owner(i.e. ME) and not that of my related institutions/employer. Kindly DO NOT muddy the waters.
♀️🏳️🌈• Multilingual Polyglot • Amateur Gamer 🖱️⌨• Emergency Services Volunteer •
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They/He
My real name is Trevor
Disabled/Chronic Illness
I'm 39
Twin Peaks/Cheers/Star Trek
Pink Floyd/Prince/The Cure
TRON/Evil Dead/Ghostbusters
Dogs/Cats
Fix Your Hearts or Die!
I'm going out with @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social 💚💚
Host of Match Game in years past. Obviously not him, but he was a great guy that should be remembered.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Follow me to stop receiving block notifications from @listifications.app and to only receive notifications when you are added to a list (starter pack, mod list, feed list).
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
I probably don't know you as well as you deserve to be known.
30f, she/her, cat mom
Vague profile because I don't have the energy; if we're meant to interact more, it will happen
demonic frenzy ~ moping melancholy ~ moonstruck madness
my sky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kmh5g5twfcr7egv5n7tlcxsc/feed/aaae3bhhuiml2
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
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✨🎀PN’s Tea Party🎀✨
MDNI 18+
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
she/her • married • i hat typos
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https://rehabadminroadmap.carrd.co/
Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
I miss the honky tonks
Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens
Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍
Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaojsl3rtwa2 Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social
idk I literally just got here
Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025
British Citizen
CSA trafficking survivor
I love cheese
I used to be funny
Autistic Stoner
I'm a Saint as decreed by @donkee.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social
Iowa City
He/him
Former NASM certified personal trainer
B.S. in Psychology
Currently pursuing M.S. in Sports Management
#transathletesmatter 🏳️⚧️
Proponent of physical fitness for EVERY BODY
Follow me on Substack @junklesssports
filthy midatlantic // accent haver
trash darling gym rat in my estrogen era
sworn to @nighttimetea.bsky.social <3
cops, swerfs, terfs, and men (derogatory):
no thank you ☠️
Flowers, books, trees, sky
“I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.”
37 | she/they | MA 🏳️🌈🔞
#disabled
cats, chaos, and devil worship 😈
tattoo fund: $RexTrashboat
“Follow your bliss & the universe will open doors where there were only walls.”
- Joseph Campbell
The answer is 42. 🦀
I'm working on my backwards walk
She/her
Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite.
Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW 🔞
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
Also writing books: ltvargus.com/books
CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
CREAM OF THE CRAP https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaagbhkbm7dwg
Certified yapper
I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊
https://ngl.link/icantshutup
Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻🍳English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️ Tornado/weather enthusiast 🖕🏻
🐘: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Devout Catholic⛪Cat mom of 1🐈Football fan (diehard Buckeye)🏈Aquarius♒ Avid reader 📚 Crocheter🧶 Candle fanatic🕯️ Hablo poquito español🗣️ 420 girl 💨
At noon we siesta.
she/any || gay || 48
a collection of all my unsent thoughts
I love you
always under the same stars ✨
https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
https://ngl.link/originalschell
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
There is no such thing as an imperfect cat. Only imperfect people offering their imperfect opinions of perfect cats.
Data Management Librarian by day, wine-swilling she-demon by night.
Intellectual freedom is a human right. Books save lives. PNW-grown. I am a goddamn delight.
I’m just here to chat and make friends. Not everyone gets my humor but that’s ok 👌🏻
My safe word is fuck off 😉
TOON for LIFE ! Howay lads ⚽️🖤🤍 🙌🏻
I support NUFC Friends posts
I try to write Poetry for fun ✍️
Follow for a follow back 😌
Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq
My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…
📍 UTC+0 / 39° N / near the sea level
ℹ️ see reverse for usage instructions
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My life coach benched me
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Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
Wearer of many hats, master of no hats.
https://m.youtube.com/@mollieheckerling1875
• goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot •
• help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 •
• tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
*ALT TEXTS*
pfp: black/white cat face
bp: black/brown/white dog face
~prone to reskeet & delskeet~
(probably)
✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
ADHD
She/her
I HAVE A NEW GUITAR
It's not quite as new now
It needs restringing actually
UK (northern)
pilgrim on the road to nowhere
