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Your old pal, Catbus from Online shitposts, shoegaze, cinema ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ 20 fathoms deep and regularly feral

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The reason you so many of the most annoying Twitter Politics guys are sticking by Platner has nothing to do with the candidate or policy and more to do with the fact that they can never have been wrong. I was excited about him for a bit and now I am not. Very easy thing to say if you are normal.

06.03.2026 22:38 👍 1265 🔁 224 💬 17 📌 7
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 👍 3226 🔁 1397 💬 106 📌 451

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

06.03.2026 22:11 👍 720 🔁 193 💬 22 📌 26

every techbro is the dumbest guy in the frat tripped into a canyon, landed on a billion dollars and decided it made them a generational intellect

06.03.2026 22:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
me qting a post from Jack and him replying:

Jack:
the character limit on this app is unnecessary 
me: you also thought Elon Musk was "the only person" who could "save Twitter" lmfao
Jack: Yep

me qting a post from Jack and him replying: Jack: the character limit on this app is unnecessary me: you also thought Elon Musk was "the only person" who could "save Twitter" lmfao Jack: Yep

my all time favorite interaction here

06.03.2026 22:19 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hating the mods and devs is the only life i have ever known and the only life worth living

06.03.2026 20:47 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

god DAMN

06.03.2026 20:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

05.03.2026 19:47 👍 2562 🔁 575 💬 40 📌 13

hmm i'm not getting how you 'win back customers' by 'removing popular products from shelves' but then I'm not a business supergenius who went racist to placate Donald Trump

06.03.2026 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dude is completely ignorant of the history of america apparently which is an unbroken trail of the demonizing a small powerless minority for political gain

06.03.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think tate is worse than andy bc of the whole 'human trafficing' thing, andy is just a slimy little propaganda worm, tate is a convicted slaver

06.03.2026 19:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAH

06.03.2026 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Translated from the policy-whisperer:
The integration of AI within the U.S. military-and, sure, the broader economy, but especially the military-will keep the U.S. fighting war after war in the Middle East to secure its data infrastructure. Our children will be sent to die so the militias arising from the Failed States of Persia cannot threaten Andy. Jassy's server warehouses in the shadow of the Burj Khalifa. With so much on the line, the AL oligarchs' push to make sure they. don't leave their investments vulnerable to democracy makes a whole lot of sense.

Translated from the policy-whisperer: The integration of AI within the U.S. military-and, sure, the broader economy, but especially the military-will keep the U.S. fighting war after war in the Middle East to secure its data infrastructure. Our children will be sent to die so the militias arising from the Failed States of Persia cannot threaten Andy. Jassy's server warehouses in the shadow of the Burj Khalifa. With so much on the line, the AL oligarchs' push to make sure they. don't leave their investments vulnerable to democracy makes a whole lot of sense.

key point from @attackerman.bsky.social: “when the war goes AI the data centers will be targets” www.forever-wars.com/when-the-war...

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 91 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 1
a dark gray cat staring into space while resting on a blue blanket

a dark gray cat staring into space while resting on a blue blanket

brother what do you think is There

06.03.2026 19:36 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

oh yeah Andy is a strong pick too

06.03.2026 19:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as far as Normal People go, like not national figures or dictators, he's gotta be the worst

06.03.2026 19:21 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bit of a Hot Take, I know, but it was good as hell

06.03.2026 19:19 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

they JUST hired someone??

lol that explains so much

06.03.2026 19:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bingo

even if I believed his various excuses for his fascist leanings, generic lib pundits getting on board would be a huge red flag

06.03.2026 19:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i know about shoegaze but that's it

06.03.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they went racist to kiss Donald Trump's ass and paid the price lol

06.03.2026 18:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's weird how many other veterans have run (and won) political campaigns without anything like this 'popping up'

06.03.2026 16:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
kitten sitting on the keyboard of an old time pc staring at the crt monitor showing an image of the earth captioned 'the tree of life'

kitten sitting on the keyboard of an old time pc staring at the crt monitor showing an image of the earth captioned 'the tree of life'

LOGGING ON

06.03.2026 16:52 👍 99 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

debbie dumbshit

06.03.2026 16:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*C&C Music Factory voice*

🎶Everybody
Shitpost🎶

02.03.2026 12:35 👍 306 🔁 55 💬 10 📌 2
that green nut ice cream

that green nut ice cream

gotta get some of

06.03.2026 16:02 👍 308 🔁 40 💬 19 📌 35

Yeah reupping this, I'm gonna be straight up evangelical about it, I refuse to let an ally king go unnoticed

06.03.2026 16:18 👍 42 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 2252 🔁 493 💬 5 📌 0

this is not news. we have been a fully sentient posting museum since at least 2016

06.03.2026 16:13 👍 558 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 2

OFFICIAL ART REVEAL 🚨
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

06.03.2026 00:20 👍 235 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1