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Arlan Hellison*

@thehell.zone

*(famous). connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone

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I was bored by the pilot and never watched past that

06.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bram Stoker’s White Chicks

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

is that good

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly the ring could give him an erection if his willpower was strong enough

05.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah I agree … β€œjailed”

05.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

… lol come on

05.03.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when you break open a trash can and there’s a chalupa inside and it restores your health

05.03.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Geoff Johns (for some reason): it is vitally important that Green Lantern be YOUNG and VIRILE.

no not like the other guy we replaced him with, fuck that guy

05.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

very funny to do a Green Lantern show with an older Hal Jordan after all that effort Geoff Johns went to making sure we knew that he only had greying temples because of an insidious space parasite, not because he was getting old or anything

05.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Edited screenshot of symphony of the night, where Richter confronts Dracula at the beginning of the game


Dracula is saying "you can't even drink blood any more, because of wokeness"

Edited screenshot of symphony of the night, where Richter confronts Dracula at the beginning of the game Dracula is saying "you can't even drink blood any more, because of wokeness"

26.02.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

the 2000’s? Buddy, those lasted for like 15 years

04.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

the 80’s was 1981 to 1987, yes, excellent question

04.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

few know this but the 90’s actually lasted from 1988 to 1996

04.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

ok but, it’s still above 50k r-right

03.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the problem with that show was that Colleen Wing was a way more interesting character and they only realized it at the very end and now we’ll never get a Daughters Of The Dragon show

03.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*Soulcalibur announcer voice* Quinoa

16.06.2023 14:45 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Future Force and Future Zone are both so gloriously fucking awful

Zone has Ted Prior though

03.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all these companies really eagerly embraced the Thousand Years Of Republican Darkness that hasn’t really worked out that way

03.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

welcome to the hotel Delaware. it’s, the hotel Delaware

03.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

turning the big dial that says β€œRACISM” and looking at Donald for approval and he’s just going β€œLOSER” and we’re turning it up but he just keeps giving a big thumbs down

03.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he’s doing all the shit Democrats want to do when they get back in power and he’s eating the curb and no one is going to learn anything from any of this

03.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s time Kier actually got something in return for his cowardice and fecklessness so here

03.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the world is shit

03.03.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO

03.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
All white background. Head to toe image of an unmasked Captain America, He's angry. His right fits shakes in the air as he looks upward and says, "This is all LIES! America could never fall to those murding thugs!"

All white background. Head to toe image of an unmasked Captain America, He's angry. His right fits shakes in the air as he looks upward and says, "This is all LIES! America could never fall to those murding thugs!"

03.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

We used to call the old man funny names.

03.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in the mighty Marvel Manner! Nuff Said!!

02.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

idk if I am β€œtrudging”. I am more. marching. merrily, even

02.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

starting to think Sam’s just in this as an excuse to ride the zip line

02.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

1987: hello we are bananarama, we are 3 womanamanas

02.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0