mayonnaise boy

how do you feel about eating some bozbash in Tehran later

“now give me your balls”

we could solve international conflicts like this. just saying

@bethposting: "guy who doesn't like soup: i don't like soup" @souphaver: "I'll kill him"

lol

Me time traveling: what year is this? George W. Bush: 2001 Me: before or after the 9/11 attack? George W. Bush: before

they didn't hear Drew say it, they just do that sometimes

screenshot from "Dragon Master": two character portraits are shown, one is greyscale and crossed out. text at the bottom in all caps says "YOU ARE A SUCKING BABY"

screenshot from "Soul Falchion" showing a character in the midst of a burst of light. text at the bottom in all caps says "YOU STILL GO HOME TO SUCK AT BREAST!"

screenshot from "King of Fighters '94" showing three tough looking characters with text in all caps at the bottom saying "GO HOME AND ENJOY SPORTS!"

screenshot from "The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap" of a dialogue box that says "If only we had some way to defend ourselves against those nuts of his."

some of the screenshots from foone's Death Generator are already funny just with the default text

it sounds like you're just feeding tamagotchis to bad posters Jerry

👀

BREAKING: Jerry wants to kill tamagotchis on purpose

or... fortunate?

the original "joystick"

my take on a typographic variant album cover for From Zero by Linkin Park. the background is the same as the normal album cover, the goopy pink and black abstract forms. the words "FROM ZERO" are very large and crammed into the bottom left corner, on two lines. the two words are different sans serif fonts, "from" being much lighter and "zero" being much bolder. additionally, thin diagonal lines intersect the words in a number of different spots, causing a "crossed out" sort of look. The "O" in "zero" has two such lines. there's a line that starts at the "R" in "zero" and travels up through the "M" in "from" and continues up to the right, eventually running into a circular "LP" logo. the whole design inverts the colours of the background, so it ends up being in tints and shades of bright green and white.

been obsessed with this album for the last little while, so I decided to do a typographic fan art "variant" album cover.

#linkinpark #fanart #graphicdesign #art

those cupcakes always had way too much frosting imo. if they had like half as much they'd be goated though

Screenshot from the very end of The Secret of Monkey Island, showing the characters Guybrush Threepwood and Governess Elaine. In the actual game one of the dialogue choices is "Never pay more than 20 dollars for a computer game." I've changed it to 50 dollars because of inflation (and yes I calculated it first) lol

(adjusted for inflation)

goddamn it knows too much!!!

😭

hmmm you do make a convincing argument. I am definitely pro-kiki in most cases

maybe have a diet coke in between driving beers. not to drink less beer, just because diet coke is good

board member turned hater - should be a lesson not to let just anyone in your circle.

honestly that's about all you can say at that point

dude I've finally found my grift!!!!

i really want to like opposums but their skulls are shaped wrong. i can't really explain it

I asked God why he hates me and he answered: “you’re too powerful, my child,” he said to me

look at my pixels. they're all smeary and gross

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

bless you 🙌

I am currently doing things that I’m not posting details about on social media to directly help three trans women and things are happening and getting done and I’m posting this to hopefully inspire others to believe they can do the same and to provide a signal that IRL things are being done out here

dear Jack Dorsey: everyone here on Bluesky says "lol" and we're glad you fucked off. ta