the other 12 were terrible
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the other 12 were terrible
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
i got a good one once, and i was stunned
memento whori
sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture.
Come on, haven’t we all done this, the odd time? Or if not, haven’t we at least experienced the urge?
Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?
i always forget he was a cast member
wtf
it's like if Dril wrote for the Onion
that would do it
i hope you're happy, you made me google 'joey salads'
Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom
[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
tbh i'm not sure
What does it mean when your pee smells normal but it tastes like asparagus
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion
Holding hands with my uncle on the plane.
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neither have i, as far as you know
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He was great in The Gift, too
god i wish that were me meme
you don't know what i am
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