howler
07.03.2026 05:43
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howler
it's artless and uninspired
My parents' sex tape
i hab a cold
[detective at my tamagotchi's mother's house] *taking off his hat* i'm sorry m'am, but your son is dead
thank you
Is it “the monkey that...” or “the monkey who...”? Anyway, he killed my dad
Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"
masturbating is crazy you just poke or tug at your genitalia and a sauce comes out
this cape is reversible but my decision to wear it to the custody hearing is not
My fashion sense is best described as “at the pharmacy buying cough medicine.”
the other 12 were terrible
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
i got a good one once, and i was stunned
memento whori
sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture.
Come on, haven’t we all done this, the odd time? Or if not, haven’t we at least experienced the urge?
Hate it when someone chops my arm off as I reach the top of the siege ladder. Ok I guess I’ll just tumble screaming into the throng of attackers below ?
i always forget he was a cast member
wtf
it's like if Dril wrote for the Onion
that would do it
i hope you're happy, you made me google 'joey salads'
Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom
[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
