Henceforth, anyone skeeting from the shitter has to put this emoji at the end of their skeet. 🚽
06.03.2026 16:40
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Screenshot of account stats:
629 Followers, 321 Following, 10,000 posts
hashtag winning or something
06.03.2026 16:44
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🎶 I would post 5,000 skeets
and then I would post 5,000 more
just to be the man who posts 10,000 skeets
then faceplants on the floor 🎶
06.03.2026 16:42
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HELL YES You've got this 💪🏻
06.03.2026 16:30
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I need a prescription
06.03.2026 16:29
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talking to my iced coffee like a lover “god i want you inside me so bad”
06.03.2026 16:21
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👀 happy friday
06.03.2026 16:13
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This is me but with the cat fountain
every video I take sounds like someone's peeing in the background
06.03.2026 16:12
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Plop plop
06.03.2026 15:54
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Economy unexpectedly lost jobs in the midst of an aggressive push by virtually every employer and the US Government to purge existing workforce & funnel money to executives and political lobbying
06.03.2026 15:51
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I am about to turn 45 years old. My entire existence on social media is to remind younglings that the grim specter of death is always looming. 👹
06.03.2026 13:58
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Anakin Skywalker building C-3PO
06.03.2026 15:21
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they don't call 'em Shitposts for nothing
06.03.2026 15:29
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Way more than you'd like to know about
Or maybe you do 🤷🏻♂️ whatever works for you
06.03.2026 15:24
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Sex work is real work
Unlike being a landlord
06.03.2026 14:59
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This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
06.03.2026 14:21
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I'm an absolute disaster in the kitchen (clumsy + forgetful) so it's usually better for everyone if I don't
06.03.2026 15:03
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yesssss thank you COME ON OVER I'll put the tea on
06.03.2026 15:01
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exactly why I spent years looking for a record player stand that was cat-proof (never did)
06.03.2026 14:44
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oh no 😬
glad you're mostly okay
06.03.2026 14:35
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basically this minus the cooking
06.03.2026 14:27
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? I don't see anyone here 🤷🏻♂️
06.03.2026 14:10
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Sounds good to me
06.03.2026 13:38
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What no that’s too early!
06.03.2026 13:36
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What if… no
06.03.2026 12:54
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On a light blue background is a design. A swirling piano keys and bubble letter in black saying “Bandcamp Friday “
It’s Bandcamp Friday!!!
Support indie artists directly today!
06.03.2026 12:37
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Let this be your sign to post thirst on main, it’ll make you feel better.
(thigh thursday edition 🫣)
05.03.2026 17:28
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Great moments in history
06.03.2026 04:59
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This is genital oppression
06.03.2026 04:55
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Is there a limit?
06.03.2026 04:51
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