recession indicators flashing red, a dumb republican president dragging us into a manufactured war in the middle east, britney spears dui, justin timberlake lawsuit about his dui
boy 2006 sure is fun
do you think the iron man suit was equipped to suck on it
we’re receiving reports of a guy named “aaron sorkin”
i’m sorry to be the one to break this news but the west wing is now a 27 year old show
they should invent a guy named aaron sorkin
they should make a yellowstone for liberals
none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york
“dog” in this context is a triple quadruple level joke that deserves more appreciation
yes, further reinforcing my argument for the original post to include a source or fuck off.
post a source or fuck off
this post brought to you by: weed
you ever have a craving for just an absolute dog shit fast food burger monstrosity like the quad stack triple xxl bacon or some shit and you’re not even hungry you just want to conquer it so you know that you can
the yea meme of the poorly drawn ms paint guy looking downcast and saying yea
remember when we used to experience joy
turning the shower on real hot and spinning myself around like a rotisserie chicken
watching ai generated false footage of the war in iran on cnn presented by paramount+ hbo max hulu premium on your amazon fire tv while i eat your boy kibble slop bowl
ruh roh shaggy, the repost only account is angry!!!
woah man! you must have bumped your head pretty hard! you ok? did you hear about that new movie “scary movie”? can’t wait for the new pokemon game! crazy what’s happening in iran…
what do you mean “2026”? it’s 2003
trump looking like the fucking crypt keeper
the fucking crypt keeper
enjoy
based on the most recent photo of him it seems like it may be happening sooner than we think
i sure hope so
ketamine and forgetting everything that happened after 2015
many are saying
i know some of these words
hey siri play four five seconds acoustic ft paul mccartney but remove the kanye parts
oh
hey i logged off for two days did anything irreversible and life changing happen
smoking weird and watching miscellaneous items & processes volume 2
why? why shouldn’t i be allowed to have a sleeve of thin mints in my dresser drawer?
