geist

I am about to turn my lights off and set my TV to a sleep timer, but if I wake up tomorrow morning with a few dollars in my PayPal because of my Kofi, I won’t be mad about it

Thanks they’re built on self loathing and a whole lot of gravy

I’m pretty sure that legally if you’re his alt you have to tell me so

Also, he is really fucking hot. And he asks me how my world is so…

It’s probably a good thing I can’t get pregnant

He also has a mohawk and I’m ovulating so…

JEEZUS GEISTY ARE YOU DRUNK

You bet your fuzzy little peaches I am

Acab and all, but he does the good work for the people who need him and I think it’s sexy

I just want you all to know that I am in semiregular texting with a super hot lawyer with giant bulging muscles and a killer smile and he’s on the good side of things.

I’m not gonna tag him, but I know he’ll see this

Meeee eeethierrrr

Hey, y’all remember a couple years ago when a typo would’ve sent me into fits

Good times right?

At least I can relax now

Fml

Oh my typos and my speech permanent got my ass there, but I think you know what I meant

Hey babes listen sometimes being a cold bed feels like dying and I get that

I tried that and he was cute and young and smelled amazing but I think a hot bath with Epsom salt is probably the better go. LMAO.

Maybe tomorrow I will exfoliate and shave and smell pretty… I guess we’ll see

try n come scrub my back

Wut.

Beeebs I’m lit myself can I text you n tell you you’re my hero right quick

Talk to me nice and I’ll give you cream on top.

But you still liiiiit baby fr

They closed now too so I’m lookin at all yous early ins motherfuckers

Unless I get my teeth fixed I caint smile for our divorce pics.

My PayPal pretty low for the DMs goin on.

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JUST UNDER THE THIRSTY THURSDAY DEADLINE TOO

I was a lit major. We can all get casual now and then.

For you I’ll make the kind my non existent abuelita made.

“fewer”

suck my dick, QP nerd.

IM ENCOURAGING GROWTH

You can repost my fat ass.

If you really like it I got bills to pay and there’s a ko-fi link in my bio.