I am about to turn my lights off and set my TV to a sleep timer, but if I wake up tomorrow morning with a few dollars in my PayPal because of my Kofi, I wonβt be mad about it
I am about to turn my lights off and set my TV to a sleep timer, but if I wake up tomorrow morning with a few dollars in my PayPal because of my Kofi, I wonβt be mad about it
Thanks theyβre built on self loathing and a whole lot of gravy
Iβm pretty sure that legally if youβre his alt you have to tell me so
Also, he is really fucking hot. And he asks me how my world is soβ¦
Itβs probably a good thing I canβt get pregnant
He also has a mohawk and Iβm ovulating soβ¦
JEEZUS GEISTY ARE YOU DRUNK
You bet your fuzzy little peaches I am
Acab and all, but he does the good work for the people who need him and I think itβs sexy
I just want you all to know that I am in semiregular texting with a super hot lawyer with giant bulging muscles and a killer smile and heβs on the good side of things.
Iβm not gonna tag him, but I know heβll see this
Meeee eeethierrrr
Hey, yβall remember a couple years ago when a typo wouldβve sent me into fits
Good times right?
At least I can relax now
Fml
Oh my typos and my speech permanent got my ass there, but I think you know what I meant
Hey babes listen sometimes being a cold bed feels like dying and I get that
I tried that and he was cute and young and smelled amazing but I think a hot bath with Epsom salt is probably the better go. LMAO.
Maybe tomorrow I will exfoliate and shave and smell prettyβ¦ I guess weβll see
try n come scrub my back
Wut.
Beeebs Iβm lit myself can I text you n tell you youβre my hero right quick
Talk to me nice and Iβll give you cream on top.
But you still liiiiit baby fr
They closed now too so Iβm lookin at all yous early ins motherfuckers
Unless I get my teeth fixed I caint smile for our divorce pics.
My PayPal pretty low for the DMs goin on.
yes! more Hot Chocolate
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JUST UNDER THE THIRSTY THURSDAY DEADLINE TOO
I was a lit major. We can all get casual now and then.
For you Iβll make the kind my non existent abuelita made.
βfewerβ
suck my dick, QP nerd.
IM ENCOURAGING GROWTH
You can repost my fat ass.
If you really like it I got bills to pay and thereβs a ko-fi link in my bio.