hell yeah, that shit's healing
06.03.2026 06:03
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baja blast bidets
06.03.2026 04:10
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HELL YEAH!! keep on winning
06.03.2026 01:31
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How I feel when someone blocks me
05.03.2026 18:32
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Robotman from the Doom Patrol in mid-stride forward looking angrily upward and point at someone/something and declares, "I've had enough of this crap!"
05.03.2026 16:30
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It’s crazy how self aware you can be and still be absolutely unhinged
05.03.2026 02:58
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as a gay man i cant help but yearn for the recessed lighting and vintage details that my elders fought so hard for
05.03.2026 04:04
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which half is the gay half again?
05.03.2026 03:54
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gotten into not 1, but 2 long distance relationships (not at the same time. but still)
05.03.2026 03:53
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you gotta keep em on their toes
05.03.2026 03:36
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I'm nearsighted in one eye, and farsighted in the other one. no, they do not cancel one another out
05.03.2026 02:05
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So when seagulls eat it it’s food but when I eat it it’s garbage? How is that fair?!
04.03.2026 22:44
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PRECIOUS 💚
05.03.2026 01:56
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*tries to impress the big account that followed me*
"Do you think unicorns sound each others dicks with their horns?"
04.03.2026 18:50
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oof, I would not wish this on anybody 🙃
05.03.2026 00:39
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GO 👏 OFF 👏
05.03.2026 00:38
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getting real fed up with my manager treating everyone below her like children who need to be micromanaged, and going on about how the work we do is so important while simultaneously denying us basic things we need to do our jobs (because those cost money)
05.03.2026 00:33
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transphobia is comorbid with being a fucking cunt in every other aspect of your life
04.03.2026 18:36
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something that gives me comfort as a professional loser is knowing that I am still less of a loser than the dorks who think they're in a relationship with a chatbot
04.03.2026 19:10
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that'll be 10 Hail Miami's
04.03.2026 03:31
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Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it
My two settings
03.03.2026 05:26
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r/shittyaskscience 9y ago kalitarios
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Is it possible to ejaculate glitter if lingest a large quantity of glitter and water a few hours before sex?
04.03.2026 02:54
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I will not allow party rock under the roof of this good Christian house tonight
04.03.2026 03:21
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windows 13 will not be an operating system it will be a curse that must be lifted
04.03.2026 02:13
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they should invent an airport terminal with acoustics that do not scramble announcements into an alien language
03.03.2026 22:34
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she nutted with the force of every nut thats ever been nutted in the history of nutting
27.02.2026 02:11
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"I'm about to McFuckin lose it" in the cutesy colourful Pokopia font over a screenshot of the game
04.03.2026 02:03
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at 10k i’ll steal the moon
15.01.2026 17:45
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carb is short for Carbara
04.03.2026 01:10
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