If I had Wanda's powers and could rewrite reality, I'd probably just do something silly like interchange the colors red and green. That and destroy the world, of course.
06.03.2026 05:24
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If I had Wanda's powers and could rewrite reality, I'd probably just do something silly like interchange the colors red and green. That and destroy the world, of course.
It's like my 3rd grandma always said, "Never run out of things to fuck you over."
My mood withers the moment I'm out of my house
Meeting my sustainability goals by avoiding all conversations.
I don’t get invited to many places, but when I do I say no
Every hour is rush hour if you're busy
I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.
Yeah, well, it's a scam.
Way to miss the point, but go off.
Ugh, wants and needs. So stupid.
[updating my dating profile]
Just an old rolling stone who rolled over the hill
the blank stare continues.....
I don't like who I become when I'm myself.
I've been thinking. It's why I look tired.
Another day, another opportunity to give up.
Another morning. Another ignore things I need to be doing.
*blood pouring out of my mouth* it’s bc of the moon
Ah yes, the morally superior. Always choosing to be good because it pleases some man in the clouds. Weird.
You're a real kick in the ass. <inspired>
tattooing a line on my thigh every year to track how much my balls sag
Crowd sourced ennui.
I wish we could know telepathically if someone was thinking about us while they were masturbating.
What? I'm literally an angel. 😁
[treads heavily]
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I don't like who I become when I'm alive.
starting the morning right with a nice scream of "fuuuuuuuuucck!!!"
I only use religion when I need an alibi.
a deja vu but in reverse
